Role Model Chords by Eminem

[Intro]
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Okay I'm going to attempt to drown myself
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You can try this at home
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You can be just like me
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■  Mic check onetwo we recordin'


[Verse]
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I'm cancerous so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
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If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
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I'll strangle you to death then I'll choke you again
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And break your fuckin' legs 'til your bones poke through your skin
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You beef with me I'ma even the score equally
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Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally
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I get too blunted off of funny home grown
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'cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
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So if I said I never did drugs
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That would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does
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Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
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I ripped her fuckin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet
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My nerves hurt and lately I'm on edge
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Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads
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Every girl I ever went out with has gone les'
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Follow me and do exactly what the song says
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Smoke weed take pills drop out of school kill people
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And drink jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
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I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
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So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
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Some people only see that I'm white ignorin' skill
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'cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
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But I don't get pissed y'all don't even see through the mist
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How the fuck can I be white I don't even exist
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I get a clean shave bathe go to a rave
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Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
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My middle finger won't go down how do I wave
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And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave
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Now follow me and do exactly what you see
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Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
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I slap women and eat shrooms then OD
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Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me
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Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
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When we heard a knock at the door must've been Ron Gold
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Jumped behind the door put the orgy on hold
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Killed them both then smeared blood on the white Bronco
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My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
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I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt
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I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
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That'll spray a aerosol can up at the ozone layer
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My rap style's warped I'm runnin' out the morgue
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With your dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
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Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
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And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
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I'm 'bout as normal as Norman Bates with deformative traits
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A premature birth that was four minutes late
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Mother are you there I love you
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I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
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Will someone please explain to my brain
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That I just severed the main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain
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I take a breather and sigh either I'm high or I'm nuts
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'cause if you ain't tiltin' this room neither am I 
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So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
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Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
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'cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
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I bought Cage's tape opened it and dubbed over it


[Chorus]
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I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
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Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
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I've been with ten women who got HIV
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Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
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I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
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Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
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I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
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You probably wanna grow up to be just like me ■ 


[Outro]

[End]