The Real Slim Shady Chords by Eminem
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THE REAL SLIM SHADY CHORDS
[Intro] Cm F Eb Cm ■ ■ ■ May I have your attention please F Eb May I have your attention please Cm F Will the real Slim Shady please stand up Eb ■ I repeat Cm F Eb Will the real Slim Shady please stand up Eb We're gonna have a problem here [Verse] Cm Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Eb Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door Cm F7 And started whoopin' her ass worse than before Eb They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture Cm F7 It's the return of the Oh wait no way you're kidding Eb G7 He didn't just say what I think he did did he Cm F And Dr Dre said Eb Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement Cm F Feminist women love Eminem Eb Chickachickachicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him Cm Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his youknowwhat Eb Flippin' the youknowwho Yeah but he's so cute though Cm F Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose Eb But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Cm F7 Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose Eb But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose F My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips Eb And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss Cm F And that's the message that we deliver to little kids Eb And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Cm F7 Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is Eb By the time they hit fourth grade they've got the Discovery Channel don't they Cm F We ain't nothin' but mammals Eb Well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes Cm F7 But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Eb Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope Cm F7 But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [Chorus] Cm Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes F I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady Eb Dm All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating Cm F So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Eb Please stand up please stand up Cm F 'cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady Eb Dm All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating Cm F So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Eb Please stand up please stand up [Verse] Cm F Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Eb Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too Cm Eb F You think I give a damn about a Grammy Eb Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me Cm F But Slim what if you win Wouldn't it be weird Eb Why So you guys could just lie to get me here Cm F So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears Eb Yo shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs Cm F So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst Eb And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Cm G7 Eb Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Eb Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim heehee Gm F I should download her audio on MPthree Eb And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD G7 F7 Eb I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me Eb So I have been sent here to destroy you Cm G7 F7 And there's a million of us just like me Eb Who cuss like me who just don't give a fuck like me Cm F7 Who dress like me walk talk and act like me F Cm And just might be the next best thing but not quite me [Chorus] F 'cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady Eb Dm All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating Cm F So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Eb Please stand up please stand up Cm F 'cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady Eb Dm All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating Cm F So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Eb Please stand up please stand up [Verse] Cm F I'm like a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only givin' you Eb Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room Cm C7 F7 Eb The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all Cm And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all F I just get on the mic and spit it Eb And whether you like to admit it I just shit it Cm F Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Eb Then you wonder: How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums Cm C7 F7 It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty Eb I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting Cm F7 Pinchin' nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens Eb And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working Cm F7 And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' Eb Cm He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings F F7 Or in the parkin' lot circling screaming I don't give a fuck Eb With his windows down and his system up C7 F7 So will the real Shady please stand up Eb And put one of those fingers on each hand up Cm C7 F7 And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control F Cm And one more time loud as you can how does it go [Chorus] F I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady Eb Cm All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating F So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Eb Cm Please stand up please stand up F 'cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady Eb G7 All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating Cm F So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Eb Cm Please stand up please stand up F 'cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady Eb All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating Gm Cm F So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Eb Please stand up please stand up Cm F 'cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady Eb Dm All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating Cm F So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Eb Cm Please stand up please stand up ■ [Outro] F7 Eb Cm ■ Haha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us ■ F Eb Fuck ■ it let's all stand up Cm Eb Cm F7 Eb Cm F Eb ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ F Eb Cm F7 Cm F7 Eb ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ [End]
