Ironic Chords by Alanis Morissette

[Start]

[Verse]
Emaj7 B G#m7 Emaj7 E
■     ■ ■    ■     ■
F#     B   F#     G#m7       
An old man turned ninetyeight
   F#      B           F#       G#m7    
He won the lottery and died the next day
F#     C#sus4    F#      G#m7      
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
     F#      B          F#          G#m7    
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
             F#               B    
And isn't it ironic don't you think


[Chorus]
F# G#m7 G#m       F#   B  F#   G#m        
■  ■    It's like rain on your wedding day
            F#   B    F#     G#m         
It's a free ride when you've already paid
              F#     B        F#          G#m 
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    A            E          F#     
And who would've thought it figures


[Verse]
B                   A#m       G#m
Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly
              A#m      B              A#m  G#m    
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
              A#m   A#m7 B       A#m  G#m7       
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
           F#            B              
And as the plane crashed down he thought
F#              G#m7
Well isn't this nice
             F#     B D#m   G#m          
And isn't it ironic ■ don't ■   you think


[Chorus]
          F#   B  F#   G#m        
It's like rain on your wedding day
            F#   B    F#     G#m         
It's a free ride when you've already paid
              F#     B        F#   G#m        
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
A       E                   F#     
And who would've thought it figures


[Bridge]
     E          Emaj7                    B     
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
                                 Emaj7                       
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
B        Emaj7                          B  
And life has a funny way of helping you out
                                       Emaj7                  
When you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
Emaj7       
In your face


[Verse]
F# B                       F#      G#m 
A  traffic jam when you're already late
  F#        B            F#        G#m  
A nosmoking sign on your cigarette break
          F#  B                        D#m B         G#m7 
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
F#                   B           
It's meeting the man of my dreams
         F#          G#m7          
And then meeting his beautiful wife
             F#     B           D#m  
And isn't it ironic ■ don't you think
G#m7     F#         B
A little too ironic ■
           F#             
And yeah I really do think


[Chorus]
G#m7      F#   B       F#      G#m
It's like rain on your wedding day
       F#   B                  F#          
It's a free ■ ride when you've already paid
G#m           F#     B        F#          G#m 
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    A            E          F#      E Emaj7 B
And who would've thought it figures ■ ■     ■


[Outro]
         Emaj7            B                        
And yeah life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Emaj7                  B                  Emaj7
Life has a funny funny way of helping you out  
            B   Emaj7
Helping you out ■