Ironic Chords by Alanis Morissette

[Start]

[Verse]
Emaj7 D#m       Emaj7          G#m B
■     Yeahdadye Yeahdadyeayeow ■   ■
F#     B   F#     G#m        
An old man turned ninetyeight
       F#  B           F#       G#m     
He won the lottery and died the next day
F#           B      D#m  G#m       
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
       F#    B          F#              G#m 
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
             F#     B       F#       
And isn't it ironic ■ don't you think


[Chorus]
G#m       F#   B       F#      G#m
It's like rain on your wedding day
            F#   B    F#     G#m7        
It's a free ride when you've already paid
              F#     B        F#   G#m        
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    A            E          F#     
And who would've thought It figures


[Verse]
B                   F#        G#m
Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly
              F#       B              F#   G#m7   
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
              F#    B            G#m             
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
           F#    B                      
And as the plane crashed down he thought
                G#m 
Well isn't this nice
             F#     B       F#       
And isn't it ironic ■ don't you think


[Chorus]
G#m       F#   B  F#   G#m        
It's like rain on your wedding day
            F#   B    F#     G#m         
It's a free ride when you've already paid
              F#     B        F#   G#m        
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    A            E          F#     
And who would've thought It figures


[Bridge]
E               Emaj7    
Well life has a funny way
               B     
Of sneaking up on you
         F#                     
When you think everything's okay
E                Emaj7 F#   
And everything's going right
                           Emaj7
Yeah well life has a funny way  
               F# 
Of helping you out
         F#                           
When you think everything's gone wrong
                        Emaj7       
And everything blows up in your face


[Chorus]
B D#m     B        G#m                
A traffic jam when you're already late
     F#      B                           
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
          F#  B                            F#   G#m       
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
F#                   B           
It's meeting the man of my dreams
                F#        G#m    
And meeting his beautiful husband
G#m          F#     B       F#       
And isn't it ironic ■ don't you think
G#m      F#  B               F#          G#m      
A little too ironic and yeah I really do ■   think
G#m7      F#   B       F#      G#m
It's like rain on your wedding day
            F#   B    F#             G#m7
It's a free ride when you've already paid
              F#     B             F#          G#m
It's the good advice that you just didn't take ■  
    A            E          F#      Emaj7
And who would've thought It figures ■    
F#                     Emaj7   E F#
Yeahdadye Yeahdadyeaye oohohow ■ ■ 


[Outro]
E Emaj7     F#                    B
■ Yeahdadye Yeahdadyeaye ahayeaye ■


[End]