My Mom Chords by Eminem

[Intro]
Fm Cm      Fm           F7                 
■  ■  Yeah ■  Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Okay Alright aight aight aight aight ■  ■ 
Cm Fm
Yo yo
Ab                        Fm    Cm
Aight I'ma lay the chorus first ■ 
Fm               
■  Here we go now


[Chorus]
             Cm         Fm           
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
                     Cm          Fm          
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
                     Cm         Fm           
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
                       Cm            Fm        
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom


[Verse]
                     Cm                   
My mom my mom I know you're probably tired
           Fm           Ab         
Of hearing 'bout my mom ohho whoaho
Fm                          Cm                      
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
    Fm                             
And how I became hooked on Vaaliuum
                         Cm             
Valium was in everything food that I ate
Fm                                             
The water that I drank fuckin' peas in my plate
                                   Cm             
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
Fm                             Ab                
So every day I'd have at least three stomachaches
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Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
                     Ab                  
Son grow up to be an underafuckin'chiever
Fm                            Cm                     
My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either
Fm                                                          
What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fucking seat for
                 Cm                        
Mrs Mathers your son has been huffing ether
Fm                 Ab                                
Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer
Fm                               Cm                       
But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either
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It was neither I was buzzing but it wasn't what she thought
F7              Cm                            F7      
Pee in a teacup Bitch you ain't my keeper I'm sleeping
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What the fuck you keep on fucking with me for
Fm                            Cm                        
Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone I ain't playin'
   Cm                                               
Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra


[Chorus]
Fm           Cm     Fm               
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
                     Cm          Fm          
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
                     Cm     Fm               
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
                       Cm            Fm        
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom


[Verse]
                         C7                          
Wait a minute this ain't dinner this is paint thinner
Fm                   Ab                              
You ate it yesterday I ain't hear no complaints did I
Fm                         Cm         
Now here's a plate full of painkillers
              Fm                                                 
Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes
                             Cm                         
You little motherfucker I'll make you sit there and make
Fm                                                
That retarded fucking face without even tastin' it
                            Cm                        
You better lick the fuckin' plate you ain't wastin' it
         Fm                                                
Put your face in it 'fore I throw you in the basement again
F7                    C7                         
And I ain't givin' in you're gonna just sit there
       F7                                             
In one fuckin' place finnickin' 'til next Thanksgiving
       Fm                          Cm                          
And if you still ain't finished it I'll use the same shit again
Fm                                                      
Then when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shit
                      Cm                         
You little shit wanna sit there and play innocent
Fm                        Ab                       Fm
A rack fell and hit me in KMart and they witnessed it
                   Cm                           
Child support your father he ain't sent the shit
Cm                                                       
And so what if he did It's none of your dang business kid


[Chorus]
Fm    
My mom
                          Fm         
There's no one else quite like my mom
  Ab                        Fm        
I know I should let bygones be bygones
                     Fm                            
But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on
                    Cm     Fm               
'cause my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
                     Cm   Fm                 
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
                     Cm         Fm           
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
                       Cm            Fm        
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
             Cm7                
My mom loved Valium now all I am
Fm                  Ab          
Is a party animal I am what I am
        Fm                        Cm               
But I'm strong to the finish with me Valium spinach
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But my buzz only lasts about two minutes
                             Cm                
But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it
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I can't even write a rhyme without you in it
          Cm Fm       
My Valium my Valium oh


[Verse]
Fm                                      
Man I never thought that I could ever be
              F7                    Ab                  
A drug addict nah fuck that I can't have it happen to me
    Fm                   Cm                    
But that's actually what has ended up happening
  Fm                                           
A tragedy the fucking past ended up catching me
                              Cm                                
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it
Fm              Ab                        
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb Mom beautiful
    Fm                              Cm                      
She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it
Fm                                                      
Feed it a fuckin' Aspirin and say that it has a headache
                      Cm                     
Here want a snack You hungry you fuckin' brat
        Fm                                             
Look at that it's a Xanax take it and take a nap eat it
                         Cm                      
But I don't need it Well fuck it then break it up
Fm                                                       
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up
                     Cm                     
Alright ma you win I don't feel like arguin'
F7                 Ab                          
I'll do it pop and gobble it and start wobblin'
Fm                         Cm                     
Stumble hobble tumble slip trip then I fall in bed
Cm                                                 
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead


[Chorus]
Fm           Cm         Fm      Ab   
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
           Fm        Cm          Fm          
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
                     Cm         Fm           
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
                       Cm            Fm        
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
                Fm      
My mom I'm just like her


[Outro]
Cm               Fm 
My mom my mom my mom
          Ab        
My mom my mom my mom
          Fm     Cm 
My mom my mom my mom
          Fm  
My mom my mama
          Cm Fm Cm Fm       Ab  
My mama I ■  ■  ■  likea da mama
               Fm
Haha sorry Mom ■ 
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■  I  still love you though
              Fm 
Dr Dre twenty ten
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Ayy this shit is hella hard homie
Fm                      
Yo take us on outta here
   
Woo
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