Houdini Chords by Eminem

[Start]

[Chorus]
N.C.            
Hey Em it's Paul
N.C.                           
Uh I was listening to the album
N.C.                                
Good fucking luck you're on your own
      Am         Dm        
Guess who's back back again
E7           C7           
Shady's back tell a friend
Am                           Dm  
Guess who's back Guess who's back
Dm                               
Guess who's back Guess who's back
            E7                   
Guess who's back Guess who's back
            A7   Am
Guess who's back ■ 
Dm E7              Am                       
■  ■  Dadada da da look what the stork brung


[Verse]
            D7                          
Little baby devil with the forked tongue
                      E7                    
And it's stickin' out yeah like a sore thumb
                Am                     
With a forehead that it grew horns from
                                                   D7    
Still a white jerk pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher
         D7                              
With the Vics Percs and a Bud Light shirt
E7                               
Lyrical technician an electrician
A7                 
■  Y'all light work
                  Am                                  
And I don't gotta play pretend it's you I make believe
Dm                                     
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me
E7                           
If I was to ever take a leave
Am          C                        
It would be aspirin' to break a feve'
Am                            
If I was to ask for Megan Thee
D7                                  
Stallion if she would collab with me
E7                                  
Would I really have a shot at a feat
        Em                   E7          
I don't know but I'm glad to be back like


[Chorus]
Am              Dm                          D7 Am  Dm D7     
Abraabracadabra ■  I'm 'bout to reach in my ■  bag ■  ■  bruh
                          E7                C7 
Abraabracadabra Just like that and I'm back bro


[Verse]
Am                            
Now back in the days of old me
                 D7                        
Right around the time I became a dope fiend
         E7                        
Ate some codeine as a way of coping
         Am                
Taste of opiates case of OE
          Am                    
Turned me into smiley face emoji
            D7     Dm            
My shit may not be ageappropriate
      E7                                   Am                         
But I will hit an eightyearold in the face with a participation trophy
              Am         
'cause I have zero doubts
                Dm            D7
That this whole world's 'bout ■ 
             C7        D7    
To turn into some girl scouts
                D7             
That censorship bureau's out to
   Am                       
So when I started this verse
             D7                       
It did start off lighthearted at first
             Em7              
But it feels like I'm targeted
Em               E7                       
Mindbogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed
Am                  
Look what I pocketed
                      D7                                   
Yeah the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin' and
E7                             
I've been runnin' at full speed
               Am                           
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin' and
        Am                
I'm the fight y'all get in
                    D7                                       
When you debate who the best but opps I'm white chalkin' when
E7           E                       
■  I step up to that mic cock it then
                             Am
Oh my God it's him not again ■ 


[Chorus]
Dm                              D7          Am      
■  Abraabracadabra I'm 'bout to reach in my bag bruh
D7                        E7 D7                C7  D7
Abraabracadabra Just like ■  that and I'm back bro ■ 
Am                             D7          
■  Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say
   E7          D7               Am      
If ■  he could see the way shit is today
                       D7            E7    
He'd probably say that everything is ■  gay
          E7                 
What's my name What's my name


[Verse]
       Am                                      
So how many little kids still wanna act like me
Dm                      D7      
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
E7                  
And that's why these
                      Am                             
Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees
       Am                        
In the coupe leaning back my seat
          D7                                   E7  
Bumpin' R Kelly's favorite group the black guy pees
E7                   
In my Air Max ninetys
A7       Am      A7               
White Ts walkin' parental advisory
Am                             
■  My transgender cat's Siamese
Dm                                  
Identifies as Black but acts Chinese
E7                                     
Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack I treat
    Am7   Am                              
The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet
    Am                  
How can I explain to you
          D7                    
That even myself I'm a danger to
         E7                    
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
              E7                        
And say a few things or two to anger you
                   Am                                
But fuck that if I think that shit I'ma say that shit
Dm                           
Cancel me what Okay that's it
E7                               
Go ahead Paul quit snakeass prick
Am                                 
You male crossdresser fakeass bitch
         Am                        
And I'll probably get shit for that
D7                                  
But you can all suck my dick in fact
E7                                    A7      
Fuck them fuck Dre fuck Jimmy fuck me fuck you
            C7                
Fuck my own kids they're brats
Am                              Dm 
They can screw off them and you all
                     E7   
You too Paul got two balls
       E7      
Big as RuPaul's
                     Am                    
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw
                         Am    
'cause you're never gon' see me
                            Dm                         
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
                         Em     
Like Sherri Papini Harry Houdini
         E                        Em          
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving like


[Chorus]
Am              Dm D7                       A7      
Abraabracadabra ■  I'm 'bout to reach in my bag bruh
Am              Dm           E7 D7                C   D7 A7
Abraabracadabra ■  Just like ■  that and I'm back bro ■  ■ 


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