Dumb Ways to Die Chords by Tangerine Kitty

[Start]

[Verse]
C F C F
■ ■ ■ ■
C        F           
Set fire to your hair
C               F         C    F
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear ■
C   F        C             F   
Eat medicine that's out of date
C                F                    
Use your private parts as Piranha bait


[Chorus]
C    G       Am  Em
Dumb ways to die ■ 
F                    G   F
So many dumb ways to die ■
C    G       Am      Em
Dumb ways to dieieie ■ 
F                    C   F C
So many dumb ways to die ■ ■


[Verse]
F     C          F          C   
■ Get your toast out with a fork
F    C        F          C    F
■ Do your own electrical work ■
C          F           C   F
Teach your self how to fly ■
      C          F C              F  
Eat a twoweekold ■ unrefrigerated pie


[Chorus]
C    G       Am  Em
Dumb ways to die ■ 
   F         D       G   F
So many dumb ways to die ■
C            Am      Em
Dumb ways to dieieie ■ 
F                    C  
So many dumb ways to die


[Verse]
F          C      F      C     
■ Invite a psycho killer inside
F           C             F        C   
■ Scratch a drug dealer's brandnew ride
F           C      F      C     F    
■ Take your helmet off in outer space
      C       F          C      F    
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place


[Chorus]
C    G       Am7 Em
Dumb ways to die ■ 
F                    G  
So many dumb ways to die
C    G       Am7     Em
Dumb ways to dieieie ■ 
F                    C  
So many dumb ways to die
F        C                    
■ Keep a rattle snake as a pet
F      C         F              C        F
■ Sell both your kidneys on the internet ■
C       F       C         F
■ Eat a tube of superglue ■
                     F            
I wonder what's this red button do


[Bridge]
C    G       Am  Em
Dumb ways to die ■ 
   Em                   
So many dumb ways to die
G    C G       Am7     Am Em
Dumb ■ ways to dieieie ■  ■ 
   F                 C  
So many dumb ways to die
F        G      C                    F      G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season ■
F       G         C                 F     
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason


[Chorus]
G                   Am                 Em      
■ Stand on the edge of a train station platform
                      F                G       
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
                      Am                   
Run across the tracks between the platforms
Em F                  G                 C       
■  They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
                    C  
The dumbest ways to die
G   Am Em C       G       Am 
The ■  ■  dumbest ways to die
Em C               Em      Am Em
■  Dumbest ways to dieieie ■  ■ 
        F   
So many dumb
   Gsus4                 C
So many dumb ways to die ■


[End]