Any Major Dude Will Tell You Chords by Steely Dan

[Start]

[Verse]
D G D Gmaj7 G A
■ ■ ■ ■     ■ ■
                 Dbm7              D        
I never seen you looking so bad my funky one
A                       Dbm7                G          
■ You tell me that your super fine mind has come undone
Bm7                 Gbm7                     Abm7        Bmaj7 
Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Bm7                  Gbm7               Abm7          
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again


[Chorus]
         Bm7      Esus4   E7  
When the demon is at your door
       Gmaj7               Gbm7     A7  
In the morning it won't be there no more
G7                  Gbm7    
Any major dude will tell you
D G                   A       
■ Any major dude will tell you


[Inst]
G A G A G A
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■


[Verse]
                                         D           
Have you ever seen a squonk's tears Well look at mine
A                                        G           
■ The people on the street have all seen better times
Bm7                 Gbm7                     Abm7              
Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Bm7                  Gbm7               Abm7          
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
         Bm7      Esus4   Amaj7
When the demon is at your door 
       G          Gmaj7    Gbm7     A   
In the morning it won't be there no more
G                   Gbm7 Dbm7 Gbm7
Any major dude will tell you  ■   
D G                   A       
■ Any major dude will tell you
G A G Asus4 A G A Gbm7
■ ■ ■ ■     ■ ■ ■ ■   


[Chorus]
           Abm7               Amaj7           Dbm7    Gbm7
I can tell you all I know the where to go the what to do  
               Abm7              Bm7              Esus4        
You can try to run but you can't hide from what's inside of you
A Dbm7 D A G
■ ■    ■ ■ ■
Bm7                 Gbm7                     Abm7              
Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Bsus4     Bm7        Gbm7               Abm7          
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
         Bm7      Esus4   A   
When the demon is at your door
       G                   A        Amaj7
In the morning it won't be there no more 
                    Gbm7    
Any major dude will tell you
D G7                  Bm7  B7  D7
■ Any major dude will tell you ■ 
F     G               A       
■ Any major dude will tell you


[Outro]
G A G A G A G A
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