Punky's Dilemma Chords by Simon Garfunkel

[Start]

[Intro]
E G#m              F#m       B        
■ ■   Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
G#m                              
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies
                F#m
Relaxin' awhile ■  
E                
■ Livin' in style
A                                            
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays LA


[Verse]
G#m G#m7 G#m G#m7
■   ■    ■   ■   
         C#m7            B      Emaj7
Casually glancing at his toupee ■    
E             F#m7          
Wish I was an English muffin
      B                  E               
'bout ■ to make the most out of a toaster
Emaj7           F#m 
I'd ease myself down
E G#m            
■ Comin' up brown
                          A                 G#m
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
B              C#m7                   
I'm a Citizens for Boysenberry Jam fan


[Chorus]
B        Amaj7 Emaj7      G#m
Ah south ■     California ■  
Emaj7         F#m7            
If I become a first lieutenant
B7                  E                  
■  Would you put my photo on your piano
        F#m 
To Mary Jane
E             B     
■ Best wishes Martin
A                                             E   
Old Roger draftdodger leavin' by the basement door
G#m C#m7                                       Emaj7    
■   Everybody knows what he's tippytoeing down there for
Emaj7    
Oh really


[Outro]
B7 G#m Emaj7 E Emaj7 F#m
■  ■   ■     ■ ■     ■  
E G#m E A
■ ■   ■ ■


[End]