Third Rock from the Sun Chords by Joe Diffie

[Intro]
                                         E E7
Welcome to Earth third rock from the Sun ■ ■ 


[Verse]
               E                         
She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time
       E                                             
Like a broken field runner slippin' through the lines
A                                                 A7  
He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife
     E                                                
Says Don't wait up for me I'll be working late tonight
B                                        
Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears
E                                          
Calls her sister up and cries Get over here
                           E7                
Sister tells her boyfriend Be back in a while
E7                                             
Boyfriend wants a beer the store is just a mile
A7                                                
He leaves the motor runnin' he'll only be a minute
    A   E7               E              
His car drives away with teenagers in it
B                                                
The driver tells his buddies Got one life to live
E                                                
They scream into the night let's get it over with


[Chorus]
A                                
'cause and effect chain of events
E                                   
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
A                         
When you're spinnin' round
            A7     A
Things come undone ■
E          E           A             E  
Welcome to Earth third rock from the Sun


[Verse]
                 E                       
The kid guns the gas car starts to swerve
            E                       
Heads for a semitruck jumps the curb
A                                               
Truck hits a big boy in the Shoney's parking lot
E                                             
Flies through the air takes out the bank clock
B                                            
Clock strikes a light pole transformer sparks
E                           
Lines go down town goes dark
E7                    E                       
■  Waitress calls the cops says she saw it all
                                       A7  
Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall
                 A7                                    
Cops ring up the mayor says There's panic in the street
   E7               E                        B7   
We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief
                            B                  
Mayor says Use your head if he ain't in his car
E                                             
He's hiding from his wife down at Smokey's bar


[Chorus]
A                                
'cause and effect chain of events
E                              E7   
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
A                         
When you're spinnin' round
A7          A     
Things come undone
E                      A             E  
Welcome to Earth third rock from the Sun
A                                
'cause and effect chain of events
E                                   
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
A                         
When you're spinnin' round
            A7     A
Things come undone ■
E                      A             E  
Welcome to Earth third rock from the Sun
                       A             E  
Welcome to Earth third rock from the Sun
           A                         E  
Welcome to Earth third rock from the Sun


[Outro]
E                                       
Welcome to Earth third rock from the Sun