Sweet Transvestite Chords by Glee Cast

[Start]

[Verse]
E              G  
■ How d'you do ■ I
G                
See you've met my
A7               
Faithful handyman
     A7                        
He's just a little brought down
G                      
'cause when you knocked
A7                      G        A
He thought you were the candyman ■
E         A          G                       
Don't get strung out ■ by the way that I look
A                         E7    E
Don't judge a book by its cover ■
                       G                  
I'm not much of a girl by the light of day
       A                       E    
But by night I'm one hell of a lover


[Chorus]
           B                       A                       
I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania
       E                
Let me ■ show you around


[Verse]
G                     
Maybe play you a sound
A                                E7     E
You look like you're both pretty groovy ■
      E                        
Or if you want something visual
G                     
That's not too abysmal
         A                    E           
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
             A                 
Well you got caught with a flat
G                  
Well how about that
A                     E7   
Well babies don't you panic
       E                 
By the light of the night
     G                   
When it all seems alright
     A   A7            E       
I'll get you a satanic mechanic


[Bridge]
           B                       A                        E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania ■
E                               
Why don't you stay for the night
   G             
Or ■ maybe a bite
  A                          E        
I could show you my favorite obsession
E                     
I've been makin' a man
G                        
With blond hair and a tan
    A                          E      
And he's good for relievin' my tension


[Chorus]
           B                       A           E           
I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania
               B                       A           E           
Hey I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania


[Outro]
   E                 
So come up to the lab
E                         
And see what's on the slab
          E                        
I see you shiver with antici pation


[Bridge]
    E             
But maybe the rain
E                    
Isn't really to blame
                         A                     E
So I'll remove the cause ■ but not the symptom ■