Midlife Crisis Chords by Faith No More

[Start]

[Intro]

[Verse]
Fm E E7                     
■  ■ Go on and wring my neck
     E7                 
Like when a rag gets wet
         E         
A little discipline
           E     
For my pet genius
                  E      
My head is like a lettuce
                          E 
Go on and dig your thumbs in
              E     
I cannot stop giving
    E              
I'm thirtysomething
E                
Sense of security
     E               
Like pockets jingling
        A     
Midlife crisis
E             
Suck ingenuity
                        B    E
Down through the family tree ■


[Chorus]
                        D   
You're perfect yes it's true
A           E              D   Esus4 A
But without me you're only you ■     ■
E                 Esus4
Your menstruating heart
A        E                   E7 
It ain't bleedin' enough for two


[Verse]
E E7 E      Em7     G B A      E
■ ■  It's a midlife ■ ■ crisis ■
       G       Em7   
It's a midlife crisis
E                  
What an inheritance
Em7 G                   
The salt and the Kleenex
B                    
Morbid self attention
A                E   
Bending my pinky back
         G         
A little discipline
  G             
A donor by habit
         G         
A little discipline
     G         
Rent an opinion


[Chorus]
         G       
Sense of security
Em7     G     E         
Holding blunt instrument
        A     
Midlife crisis
E       Em7          
■ I'm a perfectionist
    G                    B   
And perfect is a skinned knee
E                         D   
■ You're perfect yes it's true
A           E              D   A
But without me you're only you ■
E                 D    
Your menstruating heart
A        E                      
It ain't bleeding enough for two


[Inst]

[Bridge]
       G             
It's a midlife crisis
B      E   G              B
■ It's ■ a midlife crisis ■


[Chorus]
E                       D   
You're perfect yes it's true
A              E           D  
But without me you're only you
A E    D                 
■ Your menstruating heart
A  E                       D      
It ■ ain't bleedin' enough for two
A              E             D
You're perfect yes it's true ■
A E                          Esus4
■ But without me you're only you  
     A            E    
Your menstruating heart
                             D  
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
       A                    
You're perfect yes it's true
E              D      A E       
But without me you're ■ only you
E                      
Your menstruating heart
D          A        E             
■ It ain't bleedin' enough for two


[Outro]
E                           
You're perfect yes it's true
D           A              E  
But without me you're only you
                        D
Your menstruating heart ■
A          E                       Esus4 A E
■ it ain't bleedin' enough for two ■     ■ ■


[End]