The Real Slim Shady Chords by Eminem

[Intro]
Cm F Eb                           Cm    
■  ■ ■  May I have your attention please
F               Eb              
May I have your attention please
              Cm                F       
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
Eb         
■  I repeat
         Cm              F            Eb
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
Eb                             
We're gonna have a problem here


[Verse]
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Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Eb                                                              
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
Cm                       F7                   
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
           Eb                                       
They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture
         Cm                    F7                   
It's the return of the Oh wait no way you're kidding
Eb                                         G7
He didn't just say what I think he did did he
Cm         F   
And Dr Dre said
            Eb                                             
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement
Cm             F          
Feminist women love Eminem
Eb                                           
Chickachickachicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
        Cm                                         
Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his youknowwhat
Eb                                                  
Flippin' the youknowwho Yeah but he's so cute though
     Cm                         F                         
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Eb                                                         
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
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Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
Eb                                                        
But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
                       F                     
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
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And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
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And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    Eb                                                
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
   Cm                             F7            
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
                 Eb                                                           
By the time they hit fourth grade they've got the Discovery Channel don't they
Cm                   F      
We ain't nothin' but mammals
             Eb                                                     
Well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
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But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Eb                                                           
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
Cm                     F7                     
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote


[Chorus]
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Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
                   F                 
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
    Eb                        Dm            
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
Cm                           F              
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Eb                             
Please stand up please stand up
Cm                        F                 
'cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
    Eb                        Dm            
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
   Cm                        F              
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Eb                             
Please stand up please stand up


[Verse]
Cm                                 F                   
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Eb                                    
Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
Cm                 Eb         F       
You think I give a damn about a Grammy
            Eb                                              
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
    Cm                   F                   
But Slim what if you win Wouldn't it be weird
Eb                                           
Why So you guys could just lie to get me here
       Cm                   F                
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
        Eb                                        
Yo shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
     Cm                     F                  
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
         Eb                                       
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
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Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
          Eb                                         
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim heehee
  Gm                        F         
I should download her audio on MPthree
         Eb                                    
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
G7                          F7                           Eb      
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
Eb                                     
So I have been sent here to destroy you
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And there's a million of us just like me
         Eb                                        
Who cuss like me who just don't give a fuck like me
          Cm                F7             
Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
         F                      Cm                    
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me


[Chorus]
                          F                 
'cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
    Eb                        Dm            
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
Cm                     F                    
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Eb                             
Please stand up please stand up
Cm                        F                 
'cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
    Eb                        Dm            
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
Cm                           F              
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Eb                             
Please stand up please stand up


[Verse]
         Cm                       F                         
I'm like a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only givin' you
Eb                                                             
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
Cm       C7                  F7                           Eb      
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
                                           Cm    
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
              F                  
I just get on the mic and spit it
    Eb                                         
And whether you like to admit it I just shit it
       Cm                         F              
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
         Eb                                                   
Then you wonder: How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
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It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
Eb                                                  
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
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Pinchin' nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
    Eb                                                    
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
Cm                         F7                  
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
   Eb                                                     Cm   
He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
                  F                        F7               
Or in the parkin' lot circling screaming I don't give a fuck
Eb                                     
With his windows down and his system up
C7               F7                   
So will the real Shady please stand up
    Eb                                      
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
       Cm       C7            F7                    
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
F                      Cm                       
And one more time loud as you can how does it go


[Chorus]
                   F                 
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
    Eb                        Cm            
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
                             F              
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Eb              Cm             
Please stand up please stand up
                          F                 
'cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
    Eb                        G7            
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
Cm                           F              
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Eb              Cm             
Please stand up please stand up
                          F                 
'cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
    Eb                                      
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
   Gm             Cm   F                    
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Eb                             
Please stand up please stand up
Cm                        F                 
'cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
    Eb                        Dm            
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
   Cm                        F              
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Eb                              Cm
Please stand up please stand up ■ 


[Outro]
F7        Eb                                      Cm
■  Haha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us ■ 
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Fuck ■  it let's all stand up
Cm Eb Cm F7 Eb Cm F Eb
■  ■  ■  ■  ■  ■  ■ ■ 
F Eb Cm F7 Cm F7 Eb
■ ■  ■  ■  ■  ■  ■ 


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