Welcome to the Internet Chords by Bo Burnham
- Key: Dm
- BPM: 167
- Capo: no capo
TEMPO FORTE
WELCOME TO THE INTERNET ACORDES
[Start] [Intro] Dm Welcome to the internet Dm Have a look around Gm Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found F We've got mountains of content F Some better some worse A If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first [Verse] Dm Welcome to the internet Dm Come and take a seat Gm Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet F There's no need to panic F This isn't a test haha A Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest Dm Welcome to the internet Dm What would you prefer Gm Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur F Be happy F Be horny F Be bursting with rage A7 We got a million different ways to engage Dm Welcome to the internet Dm Put your cares aside Gm Here's a tip for straining pasta Gm Here's a nineyearold who died F We got movies and doctors and fantasy sports A And a bunch of colored pencil drawings A7 C Dm Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other Dm Welcome to the internet Dm Hold on to your socks Gm 'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock F They are grainy and offputting A7 He just sent you more A7 Don't act surprised you know you like it you whore Dm See a man beheaded Dm Get offended see a shrink Gm Show us pictures of your children Gm Tell us every thought you think F Start a rumor buy a broom F Or send a death threat to a boomer F Or DM a girl and groom her A7 Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your Dm Here's a healthy breakfast option Dm You should kill your mom Gm Here's why women never fuck you Gm Here's how you can build a bomb F Which Power Ranger are you F Take this quirky quiz A A7 A Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids Dm Could I interest you in everything Dm All of the time Gm A little bit of everything F All of the time F Apathy's a tragedy A And boredom is a crime A Anything and everything A All of the time Dm Could I interest you in everything Dm All of the time Dm A little bit of everything F All of the time F Apathy's a tragedy F And boredom is a crime A Anything and everything A All of the time [Chorus] Dm C Bb A Dm ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ C Bb Bb You know it wasn't always like this ■ [Verse] Dm C Not very long ago Bb Bb Dm A Just before your time ■ Dm C Bb A Right before the towers fell circa 'ninetynine Gm This was catalogs Dm A7 Travel blogs Dm A chat room or two Gm Dm We set our sights and spent our nights [Chorus] A7 C7 F Fsus4 F Dm Gm C Waiting ■ For you ■ ■ you insatiable you F Dm Mommy let you use her ■ iPad Gm C You were barely two Dm And it did all the things F Bb We designed it to do Bb Now look at you oh C Dm G Em Look at you you you ■ Am7 Dm Unstoppable watchable G Your time is now Em A Your inside's out Am7 Dm Honey how you grew Em And if we stick together G A Who knows what we'll do C Dm It was always the plan B7 To put the world in your hand Em Hahaha ■ Could I interest you in everything Em All of the time A A bit of everything C G All of the time G Apathy's a tragedy G And boredom is a crime B Anything and everything B All of the time [Verse] Em Could I interest you in everything Em All of the time A A little bit of everything A All of the time G Apathy's a tragedy G And boredom is a crime G Anything and everything G And anything and everything G And anything and everything [End] N.C. And all of the time