Fat Funny Friend Chords by Maddie Zahm

[Start]

[Verse]
C         F      
■ I break the ice
                     Am  
So they don't see my size
                 F   
And I have to be nice
               Am             C
Or I'll be the next punchline ■
F                                     C     
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Am7               C                 
Who only exist to continue the story
    F                                             
The girl gets the guy while I'm standing offscreen
        Am7                   G       Gsus4 
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief


[Chorus]
F                                  
Can't be too loud can't be too busy
   Am                          C                  
If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me
F                                        
Can't be too proud can't think I'm pretty
   Am                           C                    
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly
          F   
I say I'm okay


[Verse]
            Am7      C          
'cause they wouldn't care anyway
                F         
And I could try to explain
                  Am7       C                       
But my efforts in vain they can't relate to how I've
F                                             
Drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors
   Am     Am7                    C                 
If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
F                                           
I've done every diet to make me look thinner
Am7                       C               
So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior


[Chorus]
F                                      
Can't be too loud and can't be too busy
Am7                            C                  
If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me
F                      C           F         
Can't be too proud and can't think I'm pretty
   Am7                          C                    
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly
                Csus4 C      Am Am7 C
Life of the fat funny friend ■  ■   ■


[Bridge]
        F                   
Life of the fat funny friend
     F                                
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
         Am7                        C                   
And it's funny when I'm the one who says Let's go to eat
     F                                          
It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween
Am7                     C                   
Dresses and thigh highs while I hide my body
F                                  C   
Can't be too loud and can't be too busy
                               G                  
If I don't answer now are they still gonna miss me


[Chorus]
         F                             
Can't be too loud and can't be too busy
Am7                                               
If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me
C                                            
Can't be too proud and can't think I'm pretty
F                                                    
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly
            F               
Life of the fat funny friend
            Am7             
Life of the fat funny friend
                C           
Life of the fat funny friend
                      G     
Life of the fat funny friend


[Outro]
F C Am7 Am C F Am7 C
■ ■ ■   ■  ■ ■ ■   ■
F                                          C        C7 C
I've drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors ■  ■


[End]