Earth Chords by Lil Dicky

[Start]

[Verse]

[Chorus]
C Ab C C Bm D G
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[Verse]

[Intro]

[Verse]
              Bm                                      A   
What up world It's your boy just one of the guys down here
                A            
Well I could be more specific
D              G                          Bm  
Uh I'm a human ■ and I just wanted to you know
                                         A    
For the sake of all of us earthlings out there
A                  
Just wanted to say:
        D                   G     
We love the Earth it is our planet
        Bm                  G    A
We love the Earth it is our home ■
        D                   G     
We love the Earth it is our planet
            Gmaj7 Bm           A   
We love the Earth ■  it is our home
D        G     
Hi I'm a baboon
           Bm                                    A   
I'm like a man just less advanced and my anus is huge
        D   G    
Hey I'm ■ a zebra
                    Bm                       
No one knows what I do but I look pretty cool
              A    
Am I white or black
      D                G                    
I'm a lion cub and I'm always getting licked
         Bm7            
How's it going I'm a cow
          A                
You drink milk from my tits
      D              
I'm a fat fucking pig
      D            
I'm a common fungus
    G                                            
I'm a disgruntled skunk shoot you out my butthole
    Bm7                                      
I'm a marijuana plant I can get you fucked up


[Chorus]
A                 
And I'm Kanye West
            D               G     
We love the Earth it is our planet
            Bm              A   
We love the Earth it is our home
        D                   G     
We love the Earth it is our planet
        Bm7       Bm           A   
We love the Earth ■  it is our home
   A             
We love the Earth
D                      
Badumdadumdum badumdadi


[Verse]
G                                   
We are the vultures feed on the dead
Bm                                  
We're just some rhinos horny as heck
A                                       
I'm just a giraffe what's with this neck
D                        
Hippityhop I'm a kangaroo
  G                               
I hop all day up and down with you
Gmaj7                 G               
I'm an elephant I got junk in my trunk
         A              
What the fuck I'm a clam
      A        
I'm a wolf Howl
      D                               
I'm a squirrel lookin' for my next nut
          G                                
And I'm a pony just a freak horse hehhehheh
       Bm7         
But uh c'mon get on
A              D   
Giddeeup let's ride
    G                Bm
I'm HPV don't let me in
                  A                 
I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
             D   
So what It's cute


[Chorus]
            G    
We love you India
            Bm7   
We love you Africa
Bm7                
We love the Chinese
   A           D      
We forgive you Germany
                G     
Earth it is our planet
        Bm                  A    A7
We love the Earth it is our home ■ 
        D                   G     
We love the Earth it is our planet
            Bm              A   
We love the Earth it is our home
            D    
We love the Earth


[Verse]
          G
I'm a man ■
                Bm
Can you hear me ■ 
                           A           
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
                     D   
And still don't know shit
       D                    
I hope it's not a simulation
G                                         
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
Bm                                                         
And yeah we like to wear clothes girls still look beautiful
    A                A7                               
And it covers up our human dick eat a lot of tuna fish
B7             Bm           D                    
But these days it's like we don't know how to act
    G                                            Bm       
All these shootings pollution we under attack on ourselves
                                       A       
Like let's all just chill respect what we built
                                        D      
Like look at the internet It's cracking as hell
D                                             
Fellas don't you love to cum when you have sex
G                                                 
And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick's
   Bm                                               
So what we got this land for What we gotta stand for
A           A7       D    
Love and we love the Earth


[Chorus]
G  Bm7 A D G Bm7 A                           
Oh ■   ■ ■ ■ ■   ■ yeah baby I love the Earth
A                 
I love this planet
D                    
Hey Russia we're cool
G                        
Hey Asia all of you c'mon
Bm7                                     A     
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
                        D    G
Let's come together and live ■


[Verse]
Bm7                 A              
■   Humdumdumdaedum humdumdumdaedum
A             
우우우리는 지구를 사랑해요
          D     
Amamos la tierra
                G                              
C'mon everybody ■ I know we're not all the same
                    Bm7           
But we're living on the same Earth
     Bm7                   
Have you ever been to Earth
A                                                 
Everyone who is listening has been to Earth Ariana
      D                               
We're not making music for aliens here
             G  
Are we gonna die
         G                       
You know what Bieber We might die
Bm               Bm7       
I'm not going to lie to you
                                                 A                                  
I mean there's so many people out here who don't think Global Warming's a real thing
                            D     
You know We gotta save this planet
            D     
We're being stupid
                       G           
Unless we get our shit together now
Bm7 A D G Bm7 A D G
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[Chorus]
Bm Bm7 A A
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[Verse]