Shiny Chords by Jemaine Clement

[Verse]
Em      Am                         Em       
■  Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
                         Em  
I was a drab little crab once
                               Em  
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Em                        
Because I'm beautiful baby
C7  G      Am                   Em        
Did ■ your granny say Listen to your heart
           Am               
Be who you are on the inside
                                        Am   
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Am              
Your granny lied


[Chorus]
              G    
I'd rather be shiny
       C                      G           
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
          C                    
Scrub the deck and make it look
G            C                      Am          
Shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
       D  
Just a sec
          D   
Don't you know
Em                 C   
Fish are dumb dumb dumb
                         Em      
They chase anything that glitters
C            Em                      C   
Beginners Oh and here they come come come
                       Am           
To the brightest thing that glitters
         D      
Mmm fish dinners
            Eb       
I just love free food
                  Eb     
And you look like seafood
          Em  
Well well well


[Verse]
                                      Em  
Little Maui's having trouble with his look
           G        Em     
You little semidemi minigod
Em                              
Ouch what a terrible performance
    A7      
Get the hook
C7                                  Em 
You don't swing it like you used to man
      Am                          Em      
Yet I have to give you credit for my start
         Am             Em     
And your tattoos on the outside
              Am                          C  
For just like you I made myself a work of art
C                              
I'll never hide I can't I'm too


[Chorus]
G7    G        C                            G    
Shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
         C                   
Strut my stuff my stuff is so
G               C                           Am    
Shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough
               D          Em 
My shell's too tough Maui man
                  C  
You could try try try
                       Em     
But you can't expect a demigod
        C        
To beat a decapod
Em               C  
You will die die die
                        Am        
Now it's time for me to take apart
     Dm          
Your aching heart
Eb  Bb                             
Far from the ones who abandoned you
Eb          Bb                  
Chasing the love of these humans
    Bb                  
Who made you feel wanted
C             Dm   
You try to be tough
         Eb                F          
But your armour's just not hard enough
Bb                                   
Maui Now it's time to kick your hiney
     Bb             
Ever seen someone so
G          C                                      G  
Shiny Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see
             C             
C'est la vie mon ami I'm so
G              C                             Am  
Shiny Now I'll eat you so prepare your final plea
C    D     
Just for me
Eb                            
You'll never be quite as shiny
                                 G
You wish you were nice and shiny ■


[End]