One of Us Cannot Be Wrong Chords by Gregory Alan Isakov

[Start]

[Intro]
B                    C#m   
■ I lit a thin green candle


[Verse]
E                      B 
To make you jealous of me
                        C#m      
The room filled up with mosquitos
E                           F#  
They heard that my body was free
G#m                      D#m                 
And I took the dust of a long sleepless night
    E                       B   
And I put it in your little shoe
C#m                       A                 
And I must confess that I tortured the dress
         C#m  B                     A       B
That you wore for the world to look through ■
                             C#m   
And I showed my heart to the doctor
E                        B   
He said You just have to quit
                        C#m         
Then he wrote himself a prescription


[Chorus]
    E                          F#
And your name was mentioned in it
        G#m                 D#m          
Then he locked himself in a library shelf
         E              B        
With the details of our honeymoon


[Verse]
      C#m                           A                
And I hear from the nurse that he's gotten much worse
        C#m      B           A    B
And his practice is all in a ruin ■
                            C#m      
I once knew a saint who had loved you
E                          B     
I studied all night in his school
                           C#m   
He taught that the duty of lovers
       E                  F#  
Was to tarnish the golden rule


[Chorus]
    G#m                           D#m                
And just when I was sure that his teachings were pure
E                         B   
He drowned himself in the pool
C#m                      A               
His body is gone but out here on the lawn
    C#m    B            A     B
His spirit continues to drool ■


[Verse]
                      C#m  
An eskimo showed me a movie
E                      B  
He'd recently taken of you
                               C#m      
The poor man could hardly stop shivering
E                               F#  
■ His lips and his fingers were blue


[Chorus]
  G#m                            D#m                   
I suppose that he froze when the wind took your clothes
    E                         B   
And I guess he just never got warm
        C#m                         A              
But you stand there so nice in your blizzard of ice
C#m           B                   
Please let me come into your storm
A B C#m E B C#m E F#
■ ■ ■   ■ ■ ■   ■ ■ 


[Inst]

[Chorus]
G#m D#m E B C#m A
■   ■   ■ ■ ■   ■


[Outro]
C#m B A B
■   ■ ■ ■


[End]