Girlfriend Chords by Dino James

[Start]

[Intro]
Am E        F                    
■  Namshkar yeh ek social service
G                                   Am 
Announcement hai jo janhit mai jari hai
E                                     F                   
Sarkaar aapko kuch baate batana bahut zaroori samajhte hai
          G                               
Aur mujhe lagta hai yeh meri zimedaari hai
Am E7 F G Am E7 F G
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[Verse]
Am                                       E7                        
Dekho Basically Yeh aajkal ke girlfriend namak tabahi ke kahani hai
     F                    G          
Ishq mai kaise payarrr se laude lagte
G                                   
Haibus itne se baat aapko batani hai
Am                                 E7                              
Ho sakta hai aapko meri baate ache na lage I am just trying my luck
F                    G                                         
Waisae bhe you can't keep everyone happy so I don't give a fuck
Am                                
Londay payar mai kya kya chutiyape
     E7                             
Nahi karte tum iske bare mai sochoge
F                                     G                     
Aur inme se tumne kitne kiyae hai yeh soch ke khud ko kosoge
      Am                        
Kehte hai Ishq aag ka dariya hai
      E7                                
Lekin lauduu tujhe teherna kaha aata hai
F            G                                      
Jaha haat na jaatha waha gandu tu kaiko khujatha hai
Am        E7                                    F  
Aajkal ke relations kitne jhatu aur do kaudi ke hai
                G                                  
Humare ander ke saare ghaav uss maa ke laudi ke hai
Am                  E7                                   
Udta hua teer humko apni gand mai lene ka bahut shauk hai
      F                  G                                          
Kyuki pehle din se humko pata hota hai baba ke picture apni flop hai
Am                            E7                        
Tumhare jaise chuteyae aashiq yeh ghuma chuki hai hazaar
    F                                     G                         
Yeh sari matlab ke machinea hai inko kisi se nahi ho sakta hai payar
Am                    E7                       
Kitne bhe maralo inko humesha kam pad jaata hai
        F                            G                        
Har don minute ke baad toh inko apna exboyfriend yaad aata hai
Am                                     E7                 
Lekin halat yah hai ki jaankar bhe hum kuch nahi kar paate
             F                    
Saamne likha rehtha hai gand fatne
G                                           
Waali hai lekin kyu hum usko padh nahi paate
Am                                E                       
Pata nahi yeh chota sa funda inko kyu nahi samajh aata hai
              F                     
Ke inka jo so called best friend hai
           G                       
Inke saath mey bus soona chahta hai
Am                                 
Londoo se intee deer tak gale lagti
E7                                  
Haike naa jaane kabke yeh bichde hai
F                                       G                       
Aur gand jali mai hum ye soochte hai ke hum he shayad pichde hai
Am                                     E7                  
Inki sakhiya saheliya hume broadminded hone ke rai deti hai
        F                         G                       
Khud ke rishtho ke laude lage hai humare bhe laga deti hai
Am                                   E                          
Humari insecurity ka bahut bada haat inke kapdo ko bhe jaata hai
           F                G                               
Jisae inki cleavage aur ass crack eakdum saaf nazar aata hai
          Am                                E7               
Low waist pehena bhe in bechaariyo ke bahut badi majboori hai
           F                        
Kyuki inki gaand ka titlee ka tattoo
        G                         
Logo ko dikhna bhe toh zaroori hai
Am                        E7             
Payar ko samajhne ke inki aukaad nahi hai
F                                G                
Hum Maa baap se melade inme aise koi baat nahi hai
         Am                    E            
Ishq mai hum inko zabran laila bana dete hai
F                        G             
Asliyat mai yeh laila ke jhaat nahi hai


[Chorus]
Am                              G      
Mai chalta tha jis raaste tujhe pane ke
            F                    E7   E   
Waaste meri jaana maine kya kuch nahi saha
Am                
Jaanke anjaana tha
G                             F                     E       E7
Humesha mai begaana tha tujhe khone ke darr se kuch na kaha ■ 


[Verse]
Am                               E7                          
Humara number humesha what's app Facebook ke baad hi aata hai
    F                   G                                 
Yeh hugne baad mai jati hai pehle inka update ahh jata hai
Am                                   E7                      
Saara din aur sari raat yeh phone ke gaand mai gusi rehte hai
F                      G                          
Aur kuch bolo toh inka bhosada udaas hoo jaata hai
Am                                         E7               
Tumhare absence mai pata nahi yeh laundiya kya kya karti hai
         F               G                                     
Inka koi imaan dharamkoi moral values thodi jise yeh darthi hai
         A7                   
Koi badi baat nahi hai jo bhai
E7                                      
Bolkar inko eak saal se gift de raha hai
F7                        G                                 
Tumhare jaane ke baad mey bhosadewaala wohi inki le raha hai
       Am                                E7                  
Ek din guitar uthakar bolthi haiSee it's been gifted by my ex
        F                    G                                    
Ek baar toh muh se uski naam bhe nikal gayawhen we were having sex
Am                                E7                     
Gand Fati mai doh second mey mera kele se kishmish hogaya
F                    G                                           
Mai chotu ko dhundta raha woh bechaara jhadiyon mai kahi kho gaya
Am               E7                                      
Baap ke paas mey scooter nahi lekin ladka BMW waala hoona
F            G                                        
Kadkoo ke he saath mey hotha hai inka saara randi rona
Am                    E7                                            
Paise waale launde ke saath mai eakdum gaand fati mai yeh rehtee hai
         F         G                                        
Fir unki maa behan kyaunke juutae chapel bhe yeh seahtee hai
Am                                  E7                         
Bachpan mai jo papa ne samjhaya tha ab samajh mai aayi woh baat
F              G                                   
Ke padhai nahi karega toh achi ladki kahase milaegi
           Am                          E7           
Umm matlab Padhaiequals naukari equals paisaooo fuck
F                       G          
Matlab papa ko bhe pata tha key yeh
         G                        
Saaleyaa paiso se he aati hai haat
        Am         
Now the question is
                            E7                         
Ke paisa hokar bhe hum inke jaal mai kyu fass jaate hai
F           G                                               
Kutte banke kyu inke saamne payar ke leyae haat failaate hai
          Am                                E7               
Kyuki hum chutiyae haiand we always need an emotional support
        F                                G                   
Aur isi baat ka toh faida utathi hai yeh motherfucking whores
      Am                                  E7                       
Bahut saariya toh had lost count how many people they've slept with
     F         G                                                
They say it so proudly ke na jaane maa baap ke kitni seva ke hai
Am                                    E7                       
Pandhra bees minute tak toh yeh humko pehenchanthe tak nahi hai
Am                                                         
Uski baad inko yaad aata haiO FUCKisne bhe toh meri lee hai
           Am                
Lekin itne saare logo ko yaad
       E7                               
Rekhna humanly possible bhe toh nahi hai
     F               G                                    
Badi baat haike inko atleast yaad haike hum inke saath hai
Am                           E7                   
Aur Ho sakta kyonki yeh inke temporary haalaat hai
         F                      
Nahi toh kitne saare logo ko toh
          G                     Am    
Yeh kapde pehente he bhool gaye ■  hai
      E7                       F   G                                  
Jaise inko idea he nahi hai ke mai yeh sab kiske bare mai bool raha hu
             Am                                E7               
Actually yeh hans isi leyae rahi haikyuki inki gand fati hui hai
F                     G                                
Kyuki ek ek karke mai inke saare raaz khol raha hu haha


[Chorus]
    Am                          G      
Mai chalta tha jis raaste tujhe pane ke
            F                    E        
Waaste meri jaana maine kya kuch nahi saha
Am                
Jaanke anjaana tha
G                             F                     E      
Humesha mai begaana tha tujhe khone ke darr se kuch na kaha


[Verse]
Am                            E7                            
Dusare dudes ke example lekar humesha humari gand jalati hai
         F              
You know my friend sunny
G                                          
Ohhhh MY GODDDeakdum sanjay dutt dekhta hai
     Am                             E7                     
Agar inki chut jaise shakel se hame payar nahi hua hoota na
        F             G                           
Toh hum batate key eh sunkar humko kaisa lagta hai
   Am                                      E7                       
Ek maheenae mai aapka sense of humour inke saamne fade hoo jaata hai
               F                             G               
Then they talk business ghar pe kya boolu tu kitna kamata hai
    Am                                 E7                    
Fir dheerae dheerae inke behaviour mai changes aane lagte hai
       F                G                        
Aur ek dam se inke life mai koi NRI ahh jaata hai
      Am                                                            
Lakin Kabhi muu kholke yeh nahi boolegi ke wo aapko chorne waali hai
          F                              G        
They play mind games and let you do this dirty job
            Am                                           
You deserve someone better mai bahut buri hukush rehna tu
F                
End mai lagta hai
                     G                              
Aap ne hi keeyae hai bechari pey na jaane kitne paap
Am                                E7                    
Apne convenience ke heesab se yeh pat se badal jaati hai
     F                           
Agar bahut umad umad ke payar ahh
             G                           
Raha hai toh zaroor aapse kuch chahte hai
     Am                                E7             
Your only there till she finds someone better than you
          F                         G              
Uske baad who are you aur bhenchodh kaun hai re tuu
Am                                   
Homko lagta hai yeh srif humare saath
    E7                                
Hua hailekin bhai sabki yahi story hai
F                                 G                             
Nigal bhe nahi sakte ugal bhe nai sakteajeeb se yeh majboori hai
Am                               E7                          
Isi leyae aaploog meri lyrics se itna zada kar rahe ho relate
          F                                      G             
Maine bhe frustrate hoke he kar raha hu yaar yeh kahani narrate
Am           A7                  Am                       
Humari gaand maarte maarte bhale yeh kabhi nahi thakti hai
G                                                        
Lekin lent upwaas aur roozae ekdum yaad se yeh rekhte hai
         F                                           
Now even god knows that you guys are soo fucking fake
E7                                              
Hanste honge woh uper tumhari jhuute bhakti dekh
A7              Am                 A7                       
Bhagwan kare jo maine saha uska at least aadha tub he bhooge
A7                                                  
Aur tu bhe jaane kaisa lagta hai apna sab kuch khoke
F                                                        
Teri aakho ke saamne tera boyfriend kisi aur ko kiss kare
    E                                             
Aur sari raat tu roo rook kar bus mujhko miss kare
      A7                                                          
If my love was true toh tu dekhna tere saath mey yeh sabkuch hooga
G7                                                    
Uperwaal mujhe bhe toh dega tujhpar hansne ka ek mauka
           F7                                                       
Don't even think of coming back because now i hate you from my heart
   E7        E                           
Ab swap hone waale hai hum dono ke haalat


[Chorus]
A7                                                      
Tujhe yah sab bolke bhenchod mujhe kyu bura lag raha hai
                                    F                          
Kyu mujhe har jagah ab bhi tera yeh manoos chehra dikh raha hai
                            F                               
Mujhe barbaad karke bhe kyu tu mere deemeg se nahi jaati hai
                F                                  
Kyu mujhe subah sham bus teri yaad aati hai kyuuuuu


[Bridge]
Am G F Esus4 E Asus4
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G F Fmaj7 E
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[Chorus]
A7                     G7  
Rathe meri baatae teri Sari
          F               F7         E7   
Mulakaate terijaane kaise tujhko mai batau
A7                        G     F                 F7        
Kaise bhulau tujhe dil se metau tujhekaise dil ke aag bhujau


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