Short Skirt Long Jacket Chords by CAKE

[Intro]
D D7 G D7
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[Verse]
                     C                   D7
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond ■ 
                               G7  
I want a girl who knows what's best
D7                               G7 
■  I want a girl with shoes that cut
D   C                             
And eyes that burn like cigarettes


[Chorus]
D          A             G     A          
■ I want a girl with the right allocations
       D        A7           G          A7  
Who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack
D                      A7     
She's playing with her jewelry
G                    A7  
She's putting up her hair
D                 A7      
She's touring the facility
    G               
And picking up slack
A7                                                   
■  I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
C G7 D7 C D7
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[Verse]
                          G7   
I want a girl who gets up early
D7                            G7  
■  I want a girl who stays up late
D7          Dm7       G7            C          G7
■  I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity ■ 
D7       C            D7                  
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
     A7               G     A7          
With fingernails that shine like justice
      D7            A7        G      A    
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
       D    A            G          A   
She is fast thorough and sharp as a tack
       D           A            G               
She is touring the facility and picking up slack
A7                                                        
■  I want a girl with a short skirt and a long long jacket
          A7  
Lala lala lala
     A7        
Lala lala la la
A7            
Lala lala lala
             A7
Lala lala la la


[Chorus]
D             
Lala lala lala
          D    
Lala lala la la
              
Lala lala lala
D7             
Lala lala la la
G D7 C G D G G7 D7
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G G7 D7 G A7 D D7
■ ■  ■  ■ ■  ■ ■ 
D7            
Lala lala lala


[Verse]
     D7        
Lala lala la la
                            G7         
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
D7                         G7       
■  I want a girl with good dividends
D7                                      
■  At Citibank we will meet accidentally
                             D7            
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen


[Chorus]
D           A7         G   A7            
She wants a car with a cup holder armrest
D   A7                    G   A7       
She wants a car that will get her there
D                  A7  
She's changing her name
G             A7   
From Kitty to Karen
D             A7           G7             A7     
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
G7                   A7                     D     
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
D7 G7 D D7 G
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G7            
Lala lala lala
             D 
Lala lala la la
     D        
Lala lala lala
     G         
Lala lala la la
G7            
Lala lala lala
D              
Lala lala la la
          G   
Lala lala lala
     G         
Lala lala la la
D    D7       
Lala lala lala
G7             
Lala lala la la


[Outro]
D7 G7 D7 C G
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