Welcome to the Internet Chords by Bo Burnham

[Start]

[Intro]
Dm                     
Welcome to the internet
            Dm    
Have a look around
Gm                                                    
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
F                             
We've got mountains of content
                 F    
Some better some worse
                   A                                 
If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first


[Verse]
Dm                     
Welcome to the internet
Dm                  
Come and take a seat
Gm                                                       
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet
           F            
There's no need to panic
F                     
This isn't a test haha
     A                                           
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Dm                     
Welcome to the internet
           Dm        
What would you prefer
          Gm                                                   
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur
F       
Be happy
   F    
Be horny
   F                 
Be bursting with rage
         A7                              
We got a million different ways to engage
Dm                     
Welcome to the internet
               Dm   
Put your cares aside
Gm                              
Here's a tip for straining pasta
         Gm                  
Here's a nineyearold who died
       F                                    
We got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
            A                         
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
A7                                              C       Dm        
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
               Dm      
Welcome to the internet
           Dm        
Hold on to your socks
         Gm                                                
'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
         F                    
They are grainy and offputting
                 A7  
He just sent you more
                                 A7               
Don't act surprised you know you like it you whore
Dm                
See a man beheaded
    Dm                   
Get offended see a shrink
        Gm                       
Show us pictures of your children
        Gm                     
Tell us every thought you think
        F                
Start a rumor buy a broom
          F                       
Or send a death threat to a boomer
   F                      
Or DM a girl and groom her
     A7                          
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Dm                               
Here's a healthy breakfast option
Dm                      
You should kill your mom
           Gm                  
Here's why women never fuck you
       Gm                      
Here's how you can build a bomb
F                         
Which Power Ranger are you
F                    
Take this quirky quiz
A                         A7 A                  
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Dm                                
Could I interest you in everything
Dm             
All of the time
Gm                        
A little bit of everything
           F   
All of the time
           F      
Apathy's a tragedy
                 A    
And boredom is a crime
             A         
Anything and everything
A              
All of the time
                 Dm               
Could I interest you in everything
Dm             
All of the time
                Dm        
A little bit of everything
           F   
All of the time
           F      
Apathy's a tragedy
                 F    
And boredom is a crime
A                      
Anything and everything
           A   
All of the time


[Chorus]
Dm C Bb A Dm
■  ■ ■  ■ ■ 
         C                     Bb   Bb
You know it wasn't always like this ■ 


[Verse]
Dm       C       
Not very long ago
Bb          Bb   Dm   A
Just before your time ■
Dm    C                      Bb    A          
Right before the towers fell circa 'ninetynine
         Gm      
This was catalogs
Dm     A7   
Travel blogs
               Dm 
A chat room or two
Gm         Dm                         
We set our sights and spent our nights


[Chorus]
A7      C7     F   Fsus4 F Dm  Gm         C  
Waiting ■  For you ■     ■ you insatiable you
      F               Dm     
Mommy let you use her ■  iPad
Gm              C  
You were barely two
       Dm                
And it did all the things
               F  Bb
We designed it to do
         Bb       
Now look at you oh
C           Dm  G   Em
Look at you you you ■ 
Am7         Dm       
Unstoppable watchable
G               
Your time is now
Em            A  
Your inside's out
      Am7     Dm  
Honey how you grew
       Em               
And if we stick together
    G          A       
Who knows what we'll do
       C          Dm  
It was always the plan
   B7                        
To put the world in your hand
       Em                                   
Hahaha ■  Could I interest you in everything
Em             
All of the time
A                  
A bit of everything
    C      G   
All of the time
G                 
Apathy's a tragedy
G                     
And boredom is a crime
B                      
Anything and everything
       B       
All of the time


[Verse]
                 Em               
Could I interest you in everything
       Em      
All of the time
         A                
A little bit of everything
    A          
All of the time
G                 
Apathy's a tragedy
    G                 
And boredom is a crime
G                      
Anything and everything
    G                      
And anything and everything
    G                      
And anything and everything


[End]
N.C.               
And all of the time