Hey Ladies Chords by Beastie Boys

[Start]

[Intro]

[Verse]
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■   Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya
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There never was a city kid truer and bluer
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There's more to me than you'll ever know
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And I've got more hits than Sadaharu oh
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Tom Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery
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Date women on TV with the help of Chuck Woolery
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Words flowin' out just like the Grand Canyon
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And I'm always out lookin' for a female companion
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I threw the lasso 'round the tallest one and dragged her to the crib
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I took off her moccasins and put on the bib
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Wheelin' and dealin' I make a little bit of a stealin'
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I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm peelin'
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Your body's on time and your mind is appealin'
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Starin' at the cracks up there up on the ceilin'
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Such and such will be the bass that I'm throwin'
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I'm talking to a girl telling her I'm allknowing
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She's talking to the kid
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I'm telling her every lie that you know that I never did
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Hey ladies get funky
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All the ladies in the house
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The ladies the ladies
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Well me in the corner with a goodlookin' daughter
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I dropped my drawers and said Welcome back Kotter
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We was cuttin' up the rug she started cuttin' up the carpet
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In my apartment I begged her Please stop it
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The gift of gab is the gift that I have
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And that girl ain't nothin' but a crab
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Educated stupid
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And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh
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I'm not James at fifteen or Chachi in Charge
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I'm Adam and I'm adamant 'bout livin' large
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With the white Sassoons and the looks that kill
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Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville
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I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie


[Chorus]
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I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the booty
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'cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around
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You be listenin' to my records a number one sound
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Step step to the rhythm step step to the rhyme
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I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside
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Tune in turn on to my tune that's live
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Ladies flock like bees to a hive
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Hey ladies get funky
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Hey hey hey hey ladies
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Girls girls
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Hey hey hey hey ladies
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One more time ain't it funky now
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Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey ladies


[Inst]
         B          
Ain't it ■ funky now


[Verse]
                           B                  
She's got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore
                                        B                
She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door
                           B             
Break up with your girl it ended in tears
                        B            
Vincent van Gogh go and mail that ear
                                B                      
I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinkin'
                                 B                     
The phone booth on the corner is damp and it's stinkin'
                             B                 
She said Come on over it was me that she missed
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I threw that trash can through her window 'cause you know I got dissed
                               B          
Your old lady left you and you went insane
                            B                    
You blew yourself up in the back of the six Train


[Chorus]
                       B        
Well take my advice at any price
                              B              
A gorilla like your mother is mighty weak man
                        B            
Suckin' down pints 'til I didn't know
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Woke up in the morning with the Won Ton Ho
                         B                
'cause I announce I like girls that bounce
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With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce
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Girls with curls and big long locks
                        B                   
And beatnik chicks just wearin' their smocks
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Walkin' high and mighty like she's number one
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She thinks she's the passionate one
    B               
Hey ladies get funky


[Inst]
       B   
What's that
     B  
Good God
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Baby baby baby baby
         Ab7          
Ain't it funky brother


[Outro]
        Ab7           
Hey hey hey hey ladies
    Ab7       
Hey hey ladies


[End]