Maybe Man Chords by AJR

[Start]

[Verse]
E                                  Ab  
■ Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel
                                     Dbm 
You'd yell in my face it'd be no big deal
                                    A    
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
                                    E   
Don't want to be stone I changed my mind
                                    Ab  
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
                                 Dbm 
Then I could see the places I've been
                                          A   
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
                                   E    
I don't wanna know what my friends think


[Chorus]
                              Ab7 
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
                                    Dbm 
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
                                     A   
But if I were my dog I wouldn't live long
                                   E   
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
                                Ab
I wish I could act in a show on TV
                                       Dbm
'cause then I could practice not bein' me 
                                    A   
I'll practice my cry put it into my reel
                                        E   
But you won't believe me when I cry for real


[Verse]
                                     Ab  
I wish that my brain would triple in size
                                  Dbm  
I'd nail every joke I'd win every fight
Dbm7                                   A   
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind
                                E   
I don't wanna know the point of life
                              Ab  
In some other life I would be rich
              Ab7                 Dbm 
I'd travel in style I'd cover the bill
                                     A    
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
                            E  
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
                                Ab  
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
                         Dbm 
I'd get invited to every frat
                                             A     
But when you get old and your good days have passed
                                E  
You'll only want me when you're sad


[Chorus]
                                Ab 
Wish I was a song your favorite one
                 Ab7                 Dbm 
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
                                   A   
I would be there when your baby is born
                                  E   
For two or three minutes then I'm gone
                              Ebm  
I wish I was big as big as my house
                 Ab7                  Dbm  
I'd sleep on the trees I'd skip every crowd
                                     A    
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
                           B  
God I could really use him now
                                B 
I wish I was God I'd never trip up
                             Dbm 
And if I did well so fuckin' what
                                    A    
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
                            B   
Yeah I'd be loved no matter what
                                B    
But if I was God it'd get kinda weird
                 Ab7                   Dbm 
'cause you would only say what I wanna hear
                                        A    
And then you would die you'd love me to death
                          A   
I never know who the hell I am


[Bridge]
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I wish I was me whoever that is
        E                          
I could just be and not give a shit
Dbm         E                       
Hey I'll be whatever makes you a fan
A        Amaj7                       
'cause I don't know who the hell I am
E E Ab7 Dbm
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[Chorus]
A       E          
One two pandemonium
E                  
One two pandemonium
       Dbm A    
Here I go  again
        Ab7        
One two pandemonium
       Ab7     
Here I go again
    Dbm A          
One two pandemonium
E Ab7 Dbm A
■ ■   ■   ■
    A7 
One two


[End]
          A     E
Here I go again ■