Oxford Comma Chords by Vampire Weekend

[Start]

[Intro]
G G7 G G7
■ ■  ■ ■ 
G7                                    
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma
                                           C    
I've seen those English dramas too they're cruel
G7                                           
So if there's any other way to spell the word
          G            C 
It's fine with me with me
                       D          
Why would you speak to me that way


[Verse]
G               Am                 C
Especially when I always said that I
                D            
Haven't got the words for you
G                  Am                   
■ All your diction dripping with disdain
C                D                 G    
Through the pain I always tell the truth


[Chorus]
G7                                    
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma
                        Bm    Em  C
I climbed to Dharamsala too I did ■
G     G7              
I met the highest Lama
                                 C 
His accent sounded fine to me to me


[Verse]
                   D            
Take your handbook it's no trick
G                  Am                 
Take the chapstick put it on your lips
C             D            
Crack a smile adjust my tie
G                   Am               
Know your boyfriend unlike other guys


[Chorus]
C                 D                           
Why would you lie 'bout how much coal you have
G                       Am                      
Why would you lie about something dumb like that
C                 D                    
Why would you lie 'bout anything at all
G                Am               C   
First the window then it's to the wall
                            G    
Lil Jon he always tells the truth


[Inst]
C G C G Bm G
■ ■ ■ ■ ■  ■
Em C G C
■  ■ ■ ■


[Verse]
                    D            
Check your passport it's no trick
G                  Am                 
Take the chapstick put it on your lips
C             D7     D     
Crack a smile adjust my tie
G                Am               
Know your butler unlike other guys
C                 D                           
Why would you lie 'bout how much coal you have
G                       Am                      
Why would you lie about something dumb like that
C                 D                    
Why would you lie 'bout anything at all


[Chorus]
G                Am                   
First the window then it's to the wall
C                     D            
Why would you tape my conversations
G                     Am                   
■ Show your paintings at the United Nations
C       D         G              
Lil Jon he always tells the truth


[End]