Freaky Tales Chords by Too $hort
- Key: E
- BPM: 78
- Capo: no capo
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UKULELE
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PIANO
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MANDOLIN
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BANJO
FREAKY TALES CHORDS
[Start] [Intro] N.C. These are the tales the freaky tales N.C. These are the tales that I tell so well [Verse] Db E I met this girl her name was Joan Db7 E She loved the way I rocked on the microphone E When I met Joan I took her home E She was just like a doggy all on my bone Db E I met another girl her name was Ann E All she wanted was to freak with a man E When I met Ann I shook her hand Db We ended up freakin' by a garbage can E The next young freak I met was Red E I took her to the house and she gave me head Db E She liked to freak is all she said E We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed Db E There's another girl her name is Mary E Talked about sex and the girl acted scary Db E I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy Jerry Db E Took her to the house and I popped that cherry E Young and tender sweet Denise Db E Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast Db E I tell you homeboy if you get a piece Db E She'll only start talking about signin' the lease E I met this tender her name was Lori E An xrated movie wouldn't tell her story Db E She had a twin sister her name was Lisa Db E And just like Lori she's a real dick pleaser Db E My girlfriend's name was Michelle Db E Her booty was bigger than a tell on the well Db E When I freaked Michelle I freaked her well Db E Her pussy got hotter than the flames in hell E I geed this girl her name was Tammy [Chorus] Db E I didn't wanna do it 'cause the bitch was flammy Db E She had a best friend her name was Jane Db E I pulled her to the side and I spit that game E I met a lot of freaks in my life span E Freaked one night with a girl named Pam Db E The very next day I saw her with her man [Verse] Db7 E One week passed and I was in her again E I had an old tender her name's Janie E She was thirtytwo and I was only eighteen E She likes to freak she's just a fiend Db E It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans E I wanna big freak fat and slobby E I'll kick on back and watch her mouth Db E Two tons of fun big mama jama E A countrygirl from Alabama E I met this freak her name was Betty E Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death Db7 E I was tired as hell I was drippin' sweat Db E But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath Db E Bake and shake us I met this freak in Vegas [Chorus] Db E She said her name was Donna Db E She was a filthy little freak from China E I said I don't pimp or gigolo E I'm havin' so much money I don't need a hoe E You can break yourself but you can't break me Db E You never met a player like hort baby Db E I knew a dick sucker named BettyJo [Verse] Db E Took her to my house and we did it on the floor Db E The girl got freaky and I'll tell you more Db E She was down on her knees beggin' to blow E She's like another freak named Renee Db7 E You get her alone and she'll make your day Db E Like Burger King she knows the play E But a freak like Renee you can have it your way Db7 E These are the tales the freaky tales Db E These are the tales that I tell so well Db E These are the tales the freaky tales E These are the tales that I tell so well Db E I met this girl thick as hell E Only sixteen said her name was Linell Db7 E I took her to my house I could not wait Db7 E Her shit was much tighter than a central safe E Let me tell you this since we're talkin' young Db E I met another girl said her name was Yvonne Db E Always talkin' about havin' fun Db E Once again at the pad I had it goin' on Db E I'm Sir Too hort couldn't be no punk Db E I'm tryna get funky like female funk Db E So when you see me comin' or see me goin' Db E I keep my money let the hoes keep throwin' Db E I once met a hooker she did it for free Db E On the foothill bust number fortythree Db E All the way in the back she was workin' me Db E Had my big beatbox and I was jammin' the beat E I met this freak named Antoinette Db E Macked on baby like an icecold vet Db Everythin' she had is what I get Db 'cause I'm Too hort baby I don't play that shit E I met another freak her name was Rita [Chorus] E Baby thought that hort just might eat her E I told her like this she can suck my peter E Or even go home 'cause I knew I didn't need her Db E Scratched her name off my telephone book Db E Never again I took a second look Db7 E 'cause the next young freak her name was Sharon Db E She kept lookin' well I kept starin' [Verse] E Baby came through with my homeboy Darren E Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin' Db E She never left he cut out Db E I know you all know what I'm talkin' about Db E There's a freak named Shannon such a sinner Db E She smokes that pipe and she's gettin' thinner Db E Shannon is cool but her mind is gone Db E One fat rock and it's goin' on E She had another buddy came by my place E Thick ass bitch said her name was Grace E She walked in the door workin' a lace Db7 E B You shoulda seen that look that was on my face [Chorus] Db E She's like this tender named Belinda E The homeboys call her Belinda the Blender E She gave head like she made it up E She was twenty years old with a big round butt Db E Had a girl like olive oil E Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled E When she got mad her blood would boil Db E But I wrapped her all up like alluminium foil Db E Db E These ■ are the tales the ■ freaky tales Db E These are the tales that I tell so well [Verse] E Shake if you like Friday night it's goin' on Too hort E Three weeks ago I met this freak E She followed me around like Mary's sheep E I hid around the corner and when she came E I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name E She said it was Anita her man's in Santa Rita Db E I took her to my house and homeboy I geed her Db E Sent her on her way the very next day Db E Playboy hort was ready to play E I bumped to this girl her name's Rosanne [Chorus] E We hit the motel and had it goin' on E Holiday Inn to the break of dawn E When I took baby home I freaked her mom E I knew this tender named Cherie [Verse] Db E I took her to my house and let her freak on me Db E Baby was a fan she loved my beat Db E But I wouldn't raise my leg and let her kiss my feet E I met this freak named Yolanda E Rolled baby doll like a brand new Honda Db E I was on top she was up under E The bed hit the wall and it sounded like thunder E I once had a date with girl named Kitty Db E She was so fine with her big fat titties Db E All night long she was actin' shitty Db E B So I macked on baby like I was Frank Nitti E There's another girl her name is Rose Db E I use to ride baby like brand new Volvos Db E I never saw Rose wearin' clothes E She's a pimp house pet ready to pose E I was ridin' down the street when i met Janet E Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet E Ass everywhere I just can't stand it E Tried to pom it but I could not manage Db E I had this freak her name was Bunny E Said I'm the only man who ever called her honey E Everything I did to her was funny E I macked on bunny and I took her money E Eight tonight a date with Shirley E She was real short and her hair was curly Db E If you saw baby you'd like this girlie Db7 E She was so fine I went to get her early E Shirley was freakin' like a girl named Rachel E Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal E She liked to kiss all on my naval E Those are her lips on top of my label E I knew another freak her name was Candy E Real big lips and they came in handy E I smooth got worked and it was so dandy E I hooked the broad up with my homeboy Randy [Chorus] E He did me a favor in return E Gave me a lizard said her name was Laverne Db E Baby got tossed then I got on Db E I grabbed the microphone and started singing my song E My young homeboy heard me rap E And said he had way more freaks than that E So I told him like this they might be freakin' E But boy you never had that TP treatment [End]
