Red Flags Chords by Tom Cardy

[Start]

[Verse]
Gm                             
■  The date started off so well
         Eb        Gm                             
Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
        Gm7                           
She was perfect from what I could tell
Gm                                                 
How could I not see the danger right in front of me
            Gm          
My favorite food is fish
G                          
Baby that's my favorite too
       G           
I love cartoon dogs
            G         
Baby I love Scooby Doo
    G                             
Hey girl what's your favorite film
G                             
She said the best movie of all
                     G7    
A masterpiece of art called


[Chorus]
      A7       
Human Centipede
A7             
Human Centipede
             D7                     G7     
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
      D7       
Human Centipede
A7  D7        
Not ironically
                                  G7       
She said The costume design was a highlight
                  A7  
I like it for the plot
                        D7   
Tell me what the plot's about
                         D7    
German doctor sews three people
    D7      
Ass to mouth


[Verse]
E7   G7    A7       
Cool Human Centipede
                D7
Please God save me
                     D7  
I think that's a red flag
                    D7     
I don't want to get stabbed
                                      F    
She said Human Centipede is a tour de force
                            D7                
I think Holy shit I'm gonna be the main course
                                             F     
She said I admire the narrative of character growth
                 F7                    F                 Dm  
I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code
Dm                          
Why are you blinking so much
Dm                          
I've got something in my eye
Dm                    
Here let me get it out
                           Dm 
No thank you I don't wanna die
Bb7             Bb          A 
Bonjour sir was blinking at me
                               Ab7  
Is this because your date is a freak
                      Ab7    
No Very good then bon appétit


[Bridge]
            F                            Gm  
Stop hiding behind your silly madeup red flag
                     F                                  Gm7
To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
                   F                   Bb     
Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
                       C                            Gm7 
My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love


[Chorus]
                                  Gm      F
You could be my world the love of my life ■
Gm                               F                  
■  One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
     Gm                      Am                 Bb    
With a tasteful ceremony and the wedding of our dreams
                    C7 C C7    
Only if the wedding is ■ themed
             C7          G7      
Tell me what the theme's gonna be
                A7
Human Centipede ■ 
A7             
Human Centipede
D7                                         
That way we could save on the catering bill
G7             
Human Centipede
A7                    
Only one mouth to feed
D7                     
If you are the best man
             D7  
You know the deal
G7                 A7           D7  
I can finally open myself up to love
                               D7  
I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
D7             
Human Centipede
Gm7   Am7       D
Human Centipede ■


[End]