[Start]
[Verse]
C F C F
■ ■ ■ ■
C F
Set fire to your hair
C F C F
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear ■
C F C F
Eat medicine that's out of date
C F
Use your private parts as Piranha bait
[Chorus]
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die ■
F G F
So many dumb ways to die ■
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to dieieie ■
F C F C
So many dumb ways to die ■ ■
[Verse]
F C F C
■ Get your toast out with a fork
F C F C F
■ Do your own electrical work ■
C F C F
Teach your self how to fly ■
C F C F
Eat a twoweekold ■ unrefrigerated pie
[Chorus]
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die ■
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die ■
C Am Em
Dumb ways to dieieie ■
F C
So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
F C F C
■ Invite a psycho killer inside
F C F C
■ Scratch a drug dealer's brandnew ride
F C F C F
■ Take your helmet off in outer space
C F C F
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[Chorus]
C G Am7 Em
Dumb ways to die ■
F G
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am7 Em
Dumb ways to dieieie ■
F C
So many dumb ways to die
F C
■ Keep a rattle snake as a pet
F C F C F
■ Sell both your kidneys on the internet ■
C F C F
■ Eat a tube of superglue ■
F
I wonder what's this red button do
[Bridge]
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die ■
Em
So many dumb ways to die
G C G Am7 Am Em
Dumb ■ ways to dieieie ■ ■
F C
So many dumb ways to die
F G C F G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season ■
F G C F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[Chorus]
G Am Em
■ Stand on the edge of a train station platform
F G
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Am
Run across the tracks between the platforms
Em F G C
■ They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
C
The dumbest ways to die
G Am Em C G Am
The ■ ■ dumbest ways to die
Em C Em Am Em
■ Dumbest ways to dieieie ■ ■
F
So many dumb
Gsus4 C
So many dumb ways to die ■
[End]
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