Dumb Ways to Die Chords by Tangerine Kitty
- Key: C
- BPM: 128
- Capo: no capo
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DUMB WAYS TO DIE CHORDS
[Start] [Verse] C F C F ■ ■ ■ ■ C F Set fire to your hair C F C F Poke a stick at a grizzly bear ■ C F C F Eat medicine that's out of date C F Use your private parts as Piranha bait [Chorus] C G Am Em Dumb ways to die ■ F G F So many dumb ways to die ■ C G Am Em Dumb ways to dieieie ■ F C F C So many dumb ways to die ■ ■ [Verse] F C F C ■ Get your toast out with a fork F C F C F ■ Do your own electrical work ■ C F C F Teach your self how to fly ■ C F C F Eat a twoweekold ■ unrefrigerated pie [Chorus] C G Am Em Dumb ways to die ■ F D G F So many dumb ways to die ■ C Am Em Dumb ways to dieieie ■ F C So many dumb ways to die [Verse] F C F C ■ Invite a psycho killer inside F C F C ■ Scratch a drug dealer's brandnew ride F C F C F ■ Take your helmet off in outer space C F C F Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place [Chorus] C G Am7 Em Dumb ways to die ■ F G So many dumb ways to die C G Am7 Em Dumb ways to dieieie ■ F C So many dumb ways to die F C ■ Keep a rattle snake as a pet F C F C F ■ Sell both your kidneys on the internet ■ C F C F ■ Eat a tube of superglue ■ F I wonder what's this red button do [Bridge] C G Am Em Dumb ways to die ■ Em So many dumb ways to die G C G Am7 Am Em Dumb ■ ways to dieieie ■ ■ F C So many dumb ways to die F G C F G Dress up like a moose during hunting season ■ F G C F Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason [Chorus] G Am Em ■ Stand on the edge of a train station platform F G Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Am Run across the tracks between the platforms Em F G C ■ They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly C The dumbest ways to die G Am Em C G Am The ■ ■ dumbest ways to die Em C Em Am Em ■ Dumbest ways to dieieie ■ ■ F So many dumb Gsus4 C So many dumb ways to die ■ [End]