[Start]
[Intro]
A F#m7 A E7 A
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[Verse]
F#m7
Guess I'll end this life alone
F#m7
I am not dramatic
A E A
These are just the thoughts that pass right through me
F#m7 F#m
All the douchebags in my phone
Dmaj7
Play 'em like a slot machine
A E C#7
If they're winnin' I'm just losin'
F#m D
A boy who's jacked and kind
D
Can't find his ass to save my life
A7 A F#m
Oh it's slim pickings
Bm
If I can't have the one I love
C#m D A
I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'
G
Just to get my fixings
D
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
E
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
A
Ahahahah Ahahahah
F#m7 D A E A
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[Chorus]
F#m7
Jesus what's a girl to do
Dmaj7
This boy doesn't even know
A E A
The difference between there their and they are
A
Yet he's naked in my room
F#m D
Missin' all the things he's missin'
A E C#7
God knows that he isn't livin' large
F#m D
A boy who's nice that breathes
Dm7 A
I swear he's nowhere to be seen
F#m7
It's slim pickings
Bsus4
If I can't have the one I love
C#m7 A
I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'
A
Just to get my fixings
D
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
E A
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
A
Moanin' and bitchin'
[Outro]
E A G A7
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Dmaj7 Dm7
Since the good ones call their exes wasted ■
Dm7
And since the Lord forgot my gay awakenin'
D Dmaj7
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen
E A
Servin' up some moanin' and bitchin'
[End]
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