Sir Psycho Sexy Chords by Red Hot Chili Peppers

[Intro]

[Verse]
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■ ■ A long long long long time ago
E                              
Before the wind before the snow
E                             
Lived a man lived a man I know
        E                               
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho


[Chorus]
E7                        
Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
E7                               
Sometimes I find I need to scream
                E7    
He's a freak of nature
            Bm E7 Em7 E7    
But we love ■  ■  ■   him so
       E7             
He's a freak of nature
                  A7
But we let him go ■ 


[Verse]
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■  ■  Deep inside the garden of Eden
E7       E             E7              
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
          E7                                          
There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
     E7                          
Good God no that would be treason
E                                  
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Em7                                       
Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
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Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
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I'm a givin' 'cause she's the receiver
  E7                                          
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
           E7                        
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
E                                         E7 
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
                      Em7              
Then I give it back a little bit deeper


[Chorus]
G7                        
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yeah
           G     G7         
Sir Psycho ■ Sir Psycho yeah
G   G7 G                     
Sir ■  Psycho Sir Psycho yeah
    G7     G              
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yeah
       G              
He's a freak of nature
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E7                
But we love him so


[Verse]
E7                    
He's a freak of nature
A7               
But we let him go
E7                         
I got stopped by a lady cop
   E7           
In my automobile
    E7                              
She said get out and spead your legs
                            D7  
And then she tried to cop a feel
E                                   
That cop she was all dressed in blue
        E                         
Was she pretty Boy I'm tellin' you
    E                                     
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
  E7                             
I said What's up now suck my dick
       E7                               
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
    E7                                           
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
E7                        
On her crotch so very warm
        E                                D      
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
E                                     
Proppin' her up on the black and white
E7                                   
Unzipped and slipped Ooh that's tight
                      E            
I swatted her like no swat team can
E                                 
Turned a cherry pie right into jam


[Chorus]
    E                     
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yeah
G          G7  G          
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yeah
               G7     G   
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yeah
               G7         
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yeah


[Solo]
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Am Em7 Am7 Em7 Am7 Em7
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E7 Em7 E
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[Verse]
                  A7         
Hello young woman that I love
E                              A7         
Pretty punk rock mama that I'm thinking of
E                        
Hold me naked if you will
        E                                       
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
      E                                      
To be with you to kiss with you I do miss you
  A7       E7
I love you ■ 


[Chorus]
B7 E7     E           Em          B7              
■  Lay me down lay me down lay me down lay me down
E      E7          Em          B7          A7   B7
Lay me down lay me down lay me down lay me down ■ 


[Verse]
Em         B                 E       
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
         Em         B7           
For your love there is no measure
E7  Em               B7          Cm       G B7
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor ■ ■ 


[Chorus]
E7           Db7          
Now I lay me down to sleep
  E7                              
I pray the funk will make me freak
E                             
If I should die before I waked
         E                     
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
                           A7            
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
                         D               
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
D                         
Lickety split go snap snap
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Girl gettin' off all in my lap
E7                               
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
E7                              
Blowin' my ass right off the map


[Solo]
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Ab G Em Eb Bb D Ab Cm
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Ab G7 G Em Eb Bb D Ab
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Cm Ab G Em Eb Bb D D7
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D Ab Cm Ab G Em Eb Bb
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D Ab Cm Ab G7 G Em Eb
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[Outro]
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[End]