You Deserve an Oscar Chords by Matt Maltese

[Intro]
B E C#7 B
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[Verse]
                            B  
Clap your hands and catch a fly
                        Emaj7
Bite an apple shut your eyes 
                        Emaj7
Moisturize your skin is dry  
     B                        
Goes ■ the ringing of the bell
                               Emaj7
Tell your friends you're doing well 
                         C#7   
Call a doctor about your health


[Chorus]
      B         Emaj7      B    
And I think you deserve an Oscar
    Emaj7                B    
For pretending nothing's wrong
D#7                         G#m 
Every day there's something else
Em            B       
But you carry yourself
         Emaj7    B    
Like the greatest actor
Emaj7                    B  
Acting like the world is not
D#7                     G#m     
Breaking up before your ■   eyes
Em            B    
You deserve a prize
E     C# C#7 B                        
■ Ooh ■  ■   Take a supplement for sun


[Verse]
                   Emaj7   
Try and sleep with everyone
                                C#7
Know you're doing nothing wrong ■  
B                        C#7  
■ Kiss the season on the mouth
                       C#7  
Go for walks and hug a clown
                       C#7 
All the funny ones are down


[Chorus]
      B         Emaj7      B    
And I think you deserve an Oscar
    Emaj7                B    
For pretending nothing's wrong
D#7                         G#m 
Every day there's something else
    Em        B       
But you carry yourself
         Emaj7    B    
Like the greatest actor
Emaj7                    B  
Acting like the world is not
D#7                     G#m     
Breaking up before your ■   eyes


[Bridge]
Em            G#m  
You deserve a prize
                      B     
Watch a war under the sheets
                      E     
Get a coffee down the street
Emaj7   B       E      
Plastic bags in harmony
            B         
Everybody's incomplete
              D#m                
And who's the best at saving face
                          Emaj7
Who's the toughest in the race 
           D#m               C#sus4
Forget the Pope you have the grace 
C#7       B         
You're my nomination


[Chorus]
        Emaj7      B    
And you deserve an Oscar
    Emaj7                B    
For pretending nothing's wrong
D#7                    G#m   
Every day you face the scenes
                    B    
But you put on your jeans
         Emaj7    B    
Like the greatest actor
Emaj7                    B  
Acting like the world is not
D#7                    G#m  
Breaking up and slowly dying
Em            B    
You deserve a prize


[Outro]
Emaj7 C#7 B C#7 Emaj7 C#7 B
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