HAHAHA Chords by Lil Dicky

[Intro]
Bb7                        F7  
■   That's a joke that's a joke
C7                       
Hahaha they gettin' roast
F7              Bb7 
Hahaha that's a joke
C7     Bb7        
Hahaha what a joke


[Verse]
                  C7                                    
Aw yeah yeah yeah I'ma get the last laugh now right here
  F7                                                 
I remember I was gettin' by until I had to get it all
  C7                         G7                              Bb7                    
I could just be a movie star now but I'm just gettin' to the punchline of everything
                                Bb7                  
So buckle up 'cause this a long ride like a limousine
                                  Bb7                                             
My girl like when I spoon her all night like vanilla bean I like drinkin' Hennessy
                                                            G7                 
I got a lotta rapper in me pause now they wrapped around my finger wedding ring
                            C7                                          Bb7 
Everything gotta line it up super calculated like a TIminus eightythree Plus
      Bb7                                          
I was out in China gettin' the bread rappin' to 'em
Bb7                                                      
No I wasn't but you believe me 'cause I'm the type of guy
     Bb7                                                 
That could be rappin' out in China I'm swimmin' in vagina
                                      Bb7    
I get it I do it sometimes I fuck for fitness
                                           Bb7     
I got the pussy off Olympics sweatin' like Olympics
C7                                                        
I need to take a breather but she pleadin' say she need it
C7                                                  
Back to back to back like I'm Kobe Shaq I don't know
    C7                                                                           
But I got Stuart Scott up in my ear and he like Dave you gotta booya on that back
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If I went back on Bumble bet their servers probably crumble I am just another muggle
                                                         C7      
'til I'm not one it's hard to say nothin' like you up on Hot Ones
               Bb7                               
I just got the new facts and they say I'm top one
                                              G7      
Women shave their pussy smooth lookin' like a Ken doll
Bb7                                 
Should've said a Barbie doll oh well


[Chorus]
F7                                             
Goodbye au revoir y'all in limbo raised the bar
      C7                                                       
I get on racks like my arm bar I gave my best friend my old car
           F7            Bb7                              
I tried to tell ya I'm a winner it's just a matter of when
          C7                                              
I hit the club up with the players then get brunch with GM
Bb7                                       
Holy smoke these Gold singles make me pout
Bb7                                                      
If the shit ain't Platinum what the fuck we talking 'bout
     Bb7                                              
Baby I just bought a house baby ain't no shoes allowed
C7                                                     
Baby my girl so goddamn tan she look racially ambiguous
        C7                    
Picture this I'm on prime time
Bb7                                               
Gettin' head while I watch myself up on prime time
F7           Bb7                              
Gettin' head and I'm even in a few commercials
        C7                                                       
And the commercial breaks sellin' sex literally what's your hundo


[Inst]

[Chorus]
                             C7         
I got the block on lock like I'm Mutombo
                                  Bb7           
The way I write you might as well call me Trumbo
                          Bb7          
This check for me or am I seein' double
                                             Bb7     
I would lift weights at the gym but then I'm like Why
                           Bb7    
I'm a nice guy gasp when I walk by
                                       F7          
I just got a package in the mail and I fucked twice
Bb7                               C7      
Juggin' finessin' LeBron up in my mentions
                                           C7     
They peanut butter jealous I'm on her like Nutella


[Verse]
                                                           C7   
These motherfuckers they done lost me everything I'm doin' lofty
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I'm kinda wearin' on 'em like a soft tee I got it ground up like coffee
              Bb7                    
I had an 'six write it up wildin' out
        Bb7                                                       
Back in 'six I was talkin' 'bout graduatin' now I'm on Wild 'n Out
                 Bb7                                       
Time has changed got a lil grayness in my hair I don't care
                                      F7                           
I gotta face it I ain't never knowin' how the money payment workin'
F7                                                         
There's a person couple people probably I don't even bother
Bb7                                                     
Big up to my father he was so responsible and so logical
               Bb7                                              
What am I even doin' Why am I rappin' like this I'm such a loser
                               Bb7 
I hate when rappers try to rap fast
                                  C7  
Make the kids dance women lick my anus
                                   Bb7    
Thinkpieces on me New York Times I made it
                                            C7   
I'm fuckin' like a fable doggystyle why she kegel
                                                 C7  
Then we eat a couple bagels with The LOX word to Jada


[Chorus]
          Bb7                            
And guess what I'm the it guy for America
                                                C7        
Don't mind me I'm over here just redefinin' the alpha male
                                                 Bb7 
Don't mind me I'm over here just gettin' all the opps
         C7     
How they rappin'
       Bb7                                 
I been workin' on my craft makin' it happen
          Bb7           
We should make a bracket
      Bb7                                                         
Don't forget that I'm the comedian but I'm better than the rappers
         Bb7               
That's a joke that's a joke
C7                       
Hahaha they gettin' roast
F7     Bb7          
Hahaha that's a joke
C7                 Bb7
Hahaha what a joke ■  


[Outro]

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