KMAG YOYO Chords by Hayes Carll

[Start]

[Verse]
Em                                
■  Well daddy joined the air force
Em                       
Said it was a good source
Em                   
Danger love and money
    Em                    
But it only led to divorce
Em                 
Ended up in Abilene
Em                      
Workin' at a Dairy Queen
Em                
Put me in the Army
       Em                         
On the day that I turned seventeen
A7                
Here I am standing
       A7               
In the desert with a gun
A7                   
Thought of goin' AWOL
        A7               
But I'm too afraid to run
     Em                   
So I got myself a new plan
E7                       
Stealing from the Taliban
E7                 
Make a little money
E7                         
Turnin' poppies into heroin
E7                     
Sergeant didn't like it
        E7              
So they put me in a hole
D7                       
I said it's easy shootin'
          D7                    
When they don't know where to go
Em                    
Threw me on a lily pad
Em                   
Sent me home to NORAD
Em                    
Knew I'd be in trouble
                   E7              
But I didn't think it'd be this bad
  Em                           
A ■  stranger wearing all black
Em                  
Met me on the tarmac
Em                  
Told him I was sorry
Em                          
But I ain't never going back
   Em                           
He said you ain't in trouble son
Em                           
Learned to fire without a gun
Em                  
Got a new assignment
        Em                      
Now you working for the Pentagon
A7               
Gonna take a trip
         A7                   
Wouldn't tell me what it's for
         A7                
Gotta to serve your country
      A7                 
Gonna help us win the war
E7       
Mit PhD's
E7                           
Night and day they testing me
E7                       
Ain't what I was thinking
Em                             
But I'm being all that I can be
B7               
I ain't no genius
    B7                    
But I knew it wasn't right
D7                          
Eating uppers in the morning
    D7          
And LSD at night
E7                       
Send me off to deep space
E7                         
Help them win the arms race
E7              
Ola me oh mighty
         E7                        
But this shit has got a funny taste


[Solo]
Em A7 D Em B7 D D7 Em
■  ■  ■ ■  ■  ■ ■  ■ 
  Em                        
I think I hear the countdown


[Verse]
Em                           
Hundred feet above the ground
Em                      
Told me when I'm leaving
    Em                       
But nothing 'bout coming down
Em                    
Sitting on a bad dream
Em                         
Thousand pounds of gasoline
Em                   
Ain't leaving nothing
         Em                     
But some rubble in my slipstream
A7              
Mama always said
            A7                 
I should be aiming for the moon
A7                      
Never would have guessed
            A7             
That I'd be passing by soon
E7                         
How the hell did I get here
E7                             
Blasting through the atmosphere
E7                     
Drop my rocket boosters
        E7                     
And I'm shifting into high gear
B7                
Bowie on my system
                   D7  
And a bottle on my knee
                    D7           
Armstrong ain't got nothing on me
E7               
Hey yo here we go
E7       
Kmag YOYO
E7                  
Someone wanna get me
       E7                            
Got to come up where the sun don't go


[Solo]
Em A7 Am7 Em B7 D7 Em E7
■  ■  ■   ■  ■  ■  ■  ■ 


[Verse]
  E7                        
I think I see a bright light
Em                            
Something 'bout it ain't right
Em                      
Laid down in a spaceship
Em                     
Woke up in a fire fight
                  E7      
Tripping from the morphine
E7                      
Came down in a bad scene
                 Em      
God don't let me die here
Em                   
I ain't even nineteen
A7                       
I won't ever ask you Lord
A7                
For anything again
A7                   
Swear it on the Bible
A7         
Torah Koran
E7                    
Lying in a rhino track
E7                          
'bout to have a heart attack
           E7
Ied got to me
Em             B7     
Someone call a medivac
  B7              
I need some fixin'
    B7                  
Now how long has it been
D7                    
Never wanna go and try
    D7               
And shoot a gun again
E7                        
Slippin' out the back door
               Em         
Wanna join the Peace Corps
            E7    
Tell me I'm a hero
                                Em 
Now someone else can fight this war


[Outro]