Michael in the Bathroom Chords by George Salazar

[Start]

[Verse]
A E A E A
■ ■ ■ ■ ■
     A                                                       
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
        A                                                           
I could stay right here or disappear and nobody'd even notice at all
B A B       A                     B         A           B       C#m  
■ ■ ■ I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
        A           B        A     B        
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
   A                  B          E    
Or pretend to check a text on my phone
G#m                 
Everything felt fine
                     B   
When I was half of a pair
               G#m          
And through no fault of mine
                 A          B
There's no other half there ■
    B       
Now I'm just
E          B           
Michael in the bathroom
C#m            A             E    
Michael in the bathroom at a party
           A        B   
Forget how long its been
         E              B       
I'm just Michael in the bathroom
C#m        A                 G#m  
Michael in the bathroom at a party
       A          B 
No you can't come in
A                       B                 
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
            C#m           F#7          
And picking at grout as I softly grieve


[Chorus]
         E               G#7       
I'm just Michael who you don't know
C#m                
Michael flying solo
A              B           A      
Michael in the bathroom by himself
       Bsus4   A
All by himself ■


[Verse]
Bsus4      A      Bsus4    A        
■     I am hiding but he's out there
                      C#m7   
Just ignoring all our history
A            Bsus4      A        B       
Memories get erased and I'll get replaced
       A            B          E 
With a newer cooler version of me
      G#m              
And I hear a drunk girl
                                     B   
Singing along to Whitney through the door
        B                  
I wanna dance with somebody
       G#m                                   
And my feelings sink 'cause it makes me think
            A                                 B           
Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore
         E                   B       
Now it's just Michael in the bathroom
C#m        A                 E    
Michael in the bathroom at a party
       A          B     E
I half regret the beers ■
               B       
Michael in the bathroom
C#m        A                 G#m  
Michael in the bathroom at a party
           A        B    
As I choke back the tears
     A                     
I'll wait as long as I need
        B          
'til my face is dry
             C#m7            
Or I'll just blame it on weed
             F#7      
Or something in my eye
         E           G#7           
I'm just Michael who you don't know
C#m                
Michael flyin' solo
A                                 
Michael in the bathroom by himself
            A          
Knock knock knock knock


[Chorus]
              A                  
They're gonna start to shout soon
            A          
Knock knock knock knock
             A               
Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon
A#          Cm7   A#   
Knock knock knock knock
            Cm7               
It sucks he left me here alone
A#          Csus4      
Knock knock knock knock
A#           Csus4             
Here in this teenage battlezone
C           Dsus4 C    
Clang clang clang clang
           Dsus4              
I feel the pressure blowing up
C         Dsus4 C   
Bang bang bang  bang
       Dm          C#m       
My big mistake was showing up
              C#m          
Splash splash splash splash
             C#m             
I throw some water in my face
                     F#   
And I am in a better place
  F#                    
I go to open up the door
A           B                    
But I can't hear knocking anymore


[Bridge]
A     G#m                 
And I can't help but yearn
                B   
For a different time
           G#m               
And then I look in the mirror
        G#m               
And the present is clearer
    A          B               
And there's no denying I'm just


[Verse]
E B C#m A
■ ■ ■   ■
E         
At a party
           A      B          E B  
Is there a sadder sight than ■ mhm
C#m            Amaj7         G#m  
Michael in the bathroom at a party
A                      
This is a heinous night


[Chorus]
B        A                     
I wish I stayed at home instead
         B         
Watching cable porn
                C#m           
Or wish I offed myself instead
           F#7       
Wish I was never born
                 E     G#7    
I'm just Michael who's a loner
           C#m        
So he must be a stoner
        G#7       
Rides a PT Cruiser
         C#m         
God he's such a loser
        C#m        
Michael flying solo
        F#m                
Who you think that you know
A              B           A      
Michael in the bathroom by himself
       A      
All by himself
    Bsus4     
All by himself


[Outro]
A                               F#m 
And all you know about me is my name
B                           E   
Awesome party I'm so glad I came