Bobby Brown Goes Down Chords by Frank Zappa

[Verse]
G F Em C C
■ ■ ■  ■ ■
C                               
Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown
     Am                            
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
   Dm7                           
My car is fast my teeth is shiney
  G                                         
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
C                           
Here I am at a famous school
    Am                 Am7            
I'm dressin' sharp and I'm actin' cool
        Dm7                                         
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
             G                                            
I'll let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her


[Chorus]
F                             
Oh God I am the American dream
  Em               Am         
I do not think I'm too extreme
          F                 G    
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
          G                              
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
C                 
Women's Liberation
Am7                                
Came creepin' all across the nation
  Dm7                            
I tell you people I was not ready
       G                                      
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
    C                        
She made a little speech then
       Am       Am7             
Aw she tried to make me say when
           Dm7        Dm                        
She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick
             G                                          
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick
   F                          
Oh God I am the American dream
    Em               Am      
But now I smell like Vaseline
          F                  G    
And I'm a miserable son of a bitch
       G                               
Am I a boy or a lady I don't know which
     C                                    
So I went out and bought me a leisure mask


[Verse]
  Am                                       
I jingle my change but I'm still kinda cute
      Dm        Dm7        
Got a job doin' radio promo
    G7          G                           
And none of the jocks even think about Tonto
C                         
Eventually me and a friend
Am                          
Sorta drifted along into S&M
      Dm            F                         
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
G                                    
Long as I gets a little golden shower


[Chorus]
F                             
Oh God I am the American Dream
       Em                         Am7            
With a spindle up my butt 'til it makes me scream
            Am7                  
And I'll do anything to get ahead
  Am                      F             
I lay awake nights sayin' Thank you Fred
          G       F           
Oh God oh God I'm so fantastic
                                Em7     Em
Thanks to Freddie I'm a sexsual spastic ■ 
F                         
And my name is Bobby Brown
G                      F   
Watch me now I'm goin' down


[Bridge]
                     G    
And my name is Bobby Brown
                       G   
Watch me now I'm goin' down
    F                     
And my name is Bobby Brown
      G                F     
Watch me now I'm goin' ■ down
  G                             
I didn't know you'd be surprised


[Chorus]