Magdalena Chords by Frank Zappa The Mothers Of Invention
- Key: D
- BPM: 71
- Capo: no capo
DOWNBEAT
GUITAR
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GUITAR -
UKULELE
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PIANO
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MANDOLIN
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BANJO
MAGDALENA CHORDS
[Start] [Verse] A7 D ■ Hey Ha Em Em7 D Em7 A ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ A Oh There was a man A A little ole man D Who lived in Montreal D With a wife and a kid D And a car and a house C And a teenage daughter C7 With a seethru blouse [Chorus] C G Who loved to grunt and ball Em And her name was Magdalena A Magdalena The little ole man D C G E7 A7 A A7 D ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ D Came home one night D To his house in Montreal C7 He caught his daughter C7 In the blouse by the light C7 And he said to himself: C7 She looks all right A7 And he reached for a tit A7 And grabbed it tight C7 And threw her up Em Against the wall A G Magdalena ■ My daughter dear do not be concerned A G When your Canadian daddy comes near G My daughter dear do not be concerned A G When your Canadian daddy comes near A7 I work so hard don't you understand G Making maple syrup for the pancakes of our land A Em Do ■ you have any idea A ■ What that can do to a man A What that can do to a man Em Do you have any idea Em What that can do to a man [Verse] A ■ What that can do to a man A The little ole man A With the grubby little hand D G Em A ■ ■ ■ ■ A7 D Who lived ■ in Montreal D Was drooling a bit C As he reached for her tit C And he said to himself: C This is gonna be it C But the girl turned around C And said: Go eat shit Gm7 And ran on down the hall Em A Right on Magdalena G My daughter dear do not be concerned A G When your Canadian daddy comes near A G My daughter dear do not be concerned A G When your Canadian daddy comes near A I work so hard don't you understand A Making maple syrup for the pancakes of our land [Chorus] Em Do you have any idea A What that can do to a man A What that can do to a man Em Do ■ you have any idea A Em A A7 What that ■ can do to a man A7 What that can do to a man A Magdalena don't you tease me like this Em A Right in the hallway with your blouse and your tits G A If your mommy ever finds us like this A7 She'll call a lawyer oh how mom will be pissed A Doodleoodleoodle DOOTDOO DEEOOH A7 A Doodleoodleoodle DOOTDOO DEEOOH Em Doodleoodleoodle DOOTDOO DEEOOH Em Doodleoodleoodle DOOTDOO DEEOOHWAH Em Magdalena Magdalena Magdalena Magdalena [Verse] Gbm7 Daughter of the smogfilled ■ winds of Los Angeles A Bm G I'd like to take you in the closet and take off your little clothes until you are virtually Em stark raving nude Em Spread mayonaise A And kaopectate all over your body and take you down to Hollywood Boulevard and we can G Em We can walk down the streets by the stars that say Jon Provost and Leo G Carroll together baby A We can go dancing up at the Cinegrill A Can't you see it: Frank Pernell and us until dark A Don't you understand my baby Bm I didn't mean I didn't need I mean it was so hard for me I just Bm I saw you standing under the Shell pest strip late last night Bm In the light A With your little nipples protruding through your little seethru thingie and I just said My god A My god I gave my sperm to this thing And now I just Bsus4 Oh you got me so hard I just Bsus4 I don't know what to do Magdalena don't you understand So I grabbed you but Bsus4 But don't hold it against me I mean A Your mom will never know baby and I wantcha to come back to me A7 I mean do you understand me I want you to A B7 I'm down on my knees to ya Magdalena I wantcha ta walk back to me baby B7 I wantcha to turn around by the Sparkletts machine A7 That's it That's it In the little chartreuse hallway with the little neon Jesus picture on the wall A7 And I want you to step baby Em I want you to walk back in your five inch spike heels that you got at Frederick's Em Same time you and your mommy got that crotchless underwear last year for Christmas A7 And I want you to stroll back to me baby A7 Walk back baby don'tcha understand me baby A I want you to walk back A I'm down on bended knees baby Bm I'm gonna I'm gonna I wanna take off your little training bra Bm Don't you understand me Bm I'm gonna take off you little maroon hot pants A7 I'm gonna get down on my knees baby dont'cha understand what I'm saying to you A7 Your mom will never know she's playing bridge with the girls A7 And you and I You and I go sucking som'thing baby It's just you and I don'tcha understand Bm A7 We can make love all night long A7 Nobody will ever know Come on Magdalena Please little girl Walk back to your daddy What did I do that was so wrong My God I was only following the sexual impulse like I heard on the Johnny Carson Show from a book or something I wrote I didn't know what I was doing I got carried away What can I say like like Walk back baby Come on Oh please you gotta walk back baby walk back Walk back to your daddy Come on Magdalena to your daddy baby you gotta walk back baby walk back Walk back baby walk back Your mom will never know Your mom will never know Walk back baby walk back Walk back baby walk back Magdalena come back Come back to you daddy Walk back baby Walk back baby Walk Walk Walk Walk Walk Walk to your daddy Come on down stroll it around of me I'm down on my knees don't you understand Your mom will never know I told you so You know what I said [Chorus]
