The Humpty Dance Chords by Digital Underground
- Key: Ab
- BPM: 103
- Capo: no capo
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UKULELE
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BANJO
THE HUMPTY DANCE CHORDS
[Intro] [Verse] Db Eb C7 ■ ■ All right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin E7 The image and the style that ya used to E7 I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see E7 So yo world I hope you're ready for me E7 Now gather 'round I'm the new fool in town C7 And my sound's laid down by the Underground C7 I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf Eb Db So just let me introduce myself Eb My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty Eb Yo ladies oh how I like to funk thee Eb And all the rappers in the top ten Eb Please allow me to bump thee Eb I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty Eb You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me Eb I like to rhyme I like my beats funky Eb7 I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy Eb I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack C7 E7 But sometimes I get ridiculous E7 I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Eb Uh yo fat girl come here are ya ticklish Eb Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny Eb It never stopped me from gettin' busy Eb I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom Db Eb I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy Eb Allow me to amaze thee Eb They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me Eb I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants Eb And I even got my own dance [Chorus] Eb7 Eb Bb7 Eb7 The Humpty Dance is your ■ ■ chance to do the hump Come on uh Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump Check me out y'all Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump Yeah Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Eb E7 Come on do the Humpty Hump ha do the Humpty Hump [Verse] Eb People say Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin' Eb That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Eb Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me Eb But ya can't get near me Eb I give 'em more see and on the floor be Eb All the girls they adore me Eb Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere Eb 'cause in a sixtynine my humpty nose will tickle ya rear Eb My nose is big uhuh I'm not ashamed Eb Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid Eb I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge Db Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large Eb I get stupid I shoot an arrow like Cupid Eb I'll use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid Eb I sang on Doowhutchalike and if ya missed it Db Eb I'm the one who said Just grab 'em in the biscuits Eb Also told ya that I like to bite Eb Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write Eb All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance Eb And now I'm gonna do my dance Eb7 Eb The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [Chorus] Bb Come on yeah sexy lady Eb Eb7 Do the Humpty Hump come on uh do the Humpty Hump Eb7 Sexy baby everybody Eb7 Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump Eb7 Uh Do the Humpty Hump Eb7 Do the Humpty Hump Eb Uh do the Humpty Hump watch me do the Humpty Hump [Verse] Eb Oh yeah that's the break y'all Eb Let a little of that bass groove right here Eb7 Eb Eb7 Adoodoo ■ ■ adoodoo Eb7 Oh yeah F7 Bb7 E7 Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself E7 Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance A7 D7 Eb7 It's real easy to do check it out Eb First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Eb Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Eb Crazy whack funky Db Eb People say You look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty Eb That's all right 'cause my body's in motion Eb It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Eb Anyone can play this game Eb This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name Eb No two people will do it the same Eb You got it down when you appear to be in pain Eb Humpin' funkin' jumpin' Eb Jig around shakin' ya rump Eb7 And when a doodoo chump punk points a finger like a stump Eb Eb7 Tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump [Chorus] Ab7 Bb7 The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Eb7 Eb Everybody uh Eb7 Do the Humpty Hump come on do the Humpty Hump Eb7 Sexy lady Eb7 Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump Eb7 Do the Humpty Hump Eb7 Do the Humpty Hump Eb Uh watch me do the Humpty Hump uh do the Humpty Hump Eb Check it out Eb Black people Eb Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump Eb Come on white people Eb Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump Eb Puerto Ricans Eb7 Do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump Eb7 Samoans Do the Humpty Hump do the do the Humpty Hump Eb Oh yeah Let's get stupid Uh Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump Everybody do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump Eb7 Bb7 Eb7 Uh ■ ■ gigimme me the music Eb Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump Eb7 Do the Humpty Hump Db Eb Do the Humpty Hump ■ Eb Oh yeah gon' and break it down [Verse] D7 Uh uh ■ D7 Yeah yeah sexy lady Bb Once again the Underground is in the house Eb I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world Eb Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance Eb And to the ladies Eb Peace and humptiness forever [Outro] D7 C7 Eb7 Eb A7 D7 A7 D7 ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ [Inst] Db Eb Db Eb Bb7 Eb7 Eb Db7 ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ Ab7 Eb7 C7 Eb7 D7 A7 ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ [Chorus] E7 A7 Eb ■ ■ ■ [Outro] [End]
