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Online Chords by Brad Paisley

  • Key: G
  • BPM: 133
  • Capo: no capo

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ONLINE CHORDS

[Start]

[Intro]
G F G F C G
     
F C G
  


[Verse]
       F           C        
I work down at the pizza pit
G              F   C      
And I drive an old Hyundai
G         D            Em      C  
 I still live with my mom and dad
                        D         
I'm five foot three and overweight
      G     F         C             
I'm a scifi fanatic a mild asthmatic
G             F      C   
Never been to second base
                            D       Em          C  
But there's a whole 'nother me that you need to see
         D   G      
Go check out MySpace


[Chorus]
C      G D                 G        
'cause  online I'm out in Hollywood
C   G        D               G        
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
  C       G              D             Em    
I drive a Maserati I'm a black belt in karate
      C                    D   
And I love a good glass of wine
C  G           D           G         
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
C          G       D            G      
I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious
C                G       
'cause even on a slow day
D            Em       C                   D          
I can have a threeway chat with two women at one time
G           F             G
I'm so much cooler online 
        F      C      G
So much cooler online 


[Verse]
      F      C          
I get home I kiss my mom
        G     F    C    
And she fixes me a snack
G          D          Em       C      
And I head down to my basement bedroom
    D          G  
And fire up my Mac
        F        C             
In real life the only time I've
G         F       C 
Ever even been to LA
         G         D               Em       C   
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
                    D    G     
To play tuba in the Rose Parade


[Chorus]
C G             D           G     
 But oh online  I live in Malibu
C      G          D                  G 
I pose for Calvin Klein I've been in GQ
C                  G   
I'm single and I'm rich
      D            Em      C                       D   
And I got a set of sixpack abs that will blow your mind
C  G           D           G         
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
C          G       D            G      
I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious
C                G       
'cause even on a slow day
D            Em       C                   D          
I can have a threeway chat with two women at one time
G           F      C     
I'm so much cooler online
G        F      C     
Yeah I'm cooler online


[Bridge]
         D                         G                 
When you got my kind of stats it's hard to get a date
C           D    G         
Let alone a real girlfriend
      D                       G      G7             
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
C                D 
Every time I log in


[Solo]
Em D C G D Em
       
C G D C
   


[Chorus]
G  D                 G        
Oh online I'm out in Hollywood
C   G        D                        
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
C         G       
Even on a slow day
D            Em       C             D                
I can have a threeway chat with two women at one time
G           F      C     
I'm so much cooler online
G        F      C      G
Yeah I'm cooler online 
                F      C G F      G
Hey I'm so much cooler   online 
F    C G   F C G F C G F      C G7 C7 G7    
Yeah  I'm       cooler      online
        F      C     
Hey I'm cooler online
G F C G C G C7
       
G                       
Yeah I'm sittin' alright
C              G     
Hey I'm cooler online


[Outro]
C G D G C G D G
       
C G Em C D C G D
        
G C G D G C G C
       
D G C G C G
     
D G C
  
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