Online Chords by Brad Paisley
- Key: G
- BPM: 133
- Capo: no capo
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ONLINE CHORDS
[Start] [Intro] G F G F C G ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ F C G ■ ■ ■ [Verse] F C I work down at the pizza pit G F C And I drive an old Hyundai G D Em C ■ I still live with my mom and dad D I'm five foot three and overweight G F C I'm a scifi fanatic a mild asthmatic G F C Never been to second base D Em C But there's a whole 'nother me that you need to see D G Go check out MySpace [Chorus] C G D G 'cause ■ online I'm out in Hollywood C G D G I'm six foot five and I look damn good C G D Em I drive a Maserati I'm a black belt in karate C D And I love a good glass of wine C G D G It turns girls on that I'm mysterious C G D G I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious C G 'cause even on a slow day D Em C D I can have a threeway chat with two women at one time G F G I'm so much cooler online ■ F C G So much cooler online ■ [Verse] F C I get home I kiss my mom G F C And she fixes me a snack G D Em C And I head down to my basement bedroom D G And fire up my Mac F C In real life the only time I've G F C Ever even been to LA G D Em C Was when I got the chance with the marching band D G To play tuba in the Rose Parade [Chorus] C G D G ■ But oh online ■ I live in Malibu C G D G I pose for Calvin Klein I've been in GQ C G I'm single and I'm rich D Em C D And I got a set of sixpack abs that will blow your mind C G D G It turns girls on that I'm mysterious C G D G I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious C G 'cause even on a slow day D Em C D I can have a threeway chat with two women at one time G F C I'm so much cooler online G F C Yeah I'm cooler online [Bridge] D G When you got my kind of stats it's hard to get a date C D G Let alone a real girlfriend D G G7 But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight C D Every time I log in [Solo] Em D C G D Em ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ C G D C ■ ■ ■ ■ [Chorus] G D G Oh online I'm out in Hollywood C G D I'm six foot five and I look damn good C G Even on a slow day D Em C D I can have a threeway chat with two women at one time G F C I'm so much cooler online G F C G Yeah I'm cooler online ■ F C G F G Hey I'm so much cooler ■ ■ online ■ F C G F C G F C G F C G7 C7 G7 Yeah ■ I'm ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ cooler ■ ■ ■ online F C Hey I'm cooler online G F C G C G C7 ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ G Yeah I'm sittin' alright C G Hey I'm cooler online [Outro] C G D G C G D G ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ C G Em C D C G D ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ G C G D G C G C ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ D G C G C G ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ D G C ■ ■ ■