Happy Holidays, You Bastard Chords by blink-182

[Chorus]
     B                                   F#                  
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
B                                   F#                  
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
           G#        G#m              E                  
And I hate hate hate your guts I hate hate hate your guts
B              F#               
And I'll never talk to you again
                          B                 F#          E    
Unless your dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again
                                   B          F#          E    
Unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again
                 F#              B           E    
Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again
                   E        
I'll never talk to you again
           B                           F#                   
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
B                                 F#                   
Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
       G#7       G#m            E                                     
And he shit shit shit his pants he's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
B              F#               
And I'll never talk to you again
                                                        E    
Unless your dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again
                              B               F#          E    
Unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again
                 B                           E    
Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again
                       F#7  
I'll never talk to you again