Mississippi Chords by Afroman

[Intro]

[Verse]
N.C.                                  
(palmdale was like the peak of my life
N.C.                          
But Palmdale over with homeboy
N.C.                      
I'm fittin to go home cuz)
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Please take me back home
   C7         
To Mississippi
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(i got my Greyhound ticket right here man
                 C7                                  
I'm fittin to go back and kick it with my family cuz)
                    C7  
Please take me back home
   C7         
To Mississippi
C7                    
(you shmell me homeboy
     C7                                     
Yeah take them fools back to 'eightytwo cuz)
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Before South Central Palmdale flossin
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I stayed in a place called Palmer's Crossing
            C7         
Hattiesburg Mississippi
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Smokin marijuana like a Woodstock hippy
       C7              
All my homies in Laurel
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Beg borrow
                C7      
Buy my rap tape tomorrow
                        C7            
Tell DJ Pumpkin Keep it crunckin Clyde
                         C7       
Request my tape when you go inside
                       C7  
So I can take Jane and girl
   C7        
To Waynesboro
     C7                   
Fuck their little homegirl
C7                
Make her toes curl
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Rock their world
                        C7    
Leave with their Auntie Sheryl
    C7               
She sucks me sucks me
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Fucks me fucks me
                   C7          
Cries every time I leave Biloxi
      C7              
But I hops in the Coup
        C7        
Cause I gots to go
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Scoop another ho
     C7    
From Tupelo
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Hit it once hit it twice then I hit it again
          C7      
Hit it in Meridian
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Make that bitch rub her clit again
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Pinch the nipples on her tit again
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Suck my dick until she spit again
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[chorus] Please take me back home
C7            
To Mississippi
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Crooked letter crooked letter humpback humpback
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Afroman's the bomb bump that
            C7          
Please take me back home
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To Mississippi
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From the delta to the coast
    C7           
I'm doin the most
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Grab your forty ounce let's toast
                            C7        
I sold rock cocaine down in Ellisville
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Baseheads hit the pipe they can tell it's real
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Kept my dope stashed with this hoochie
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Way down yonder in East Bouche
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Cops be sweatin outta town dog
                      A7    D7 
Sniffin my car with a hound dog
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Separate me from my bitch and shit
                D7                             
Tryin to get my bitch to fuckin snitch and shit


[Chorus]
Db7                      
Officer Roscoe P Coltrane
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Runnin warrant checks on the Afroman
                  C7          
But I can't be no hip hop star
                           A7     F7 
Cuffed in the back of some police car
        C7             
Did you find the gun NO
        C7              
Did you find the dope NO
                           C7                   
Open up the back door Well son you're free to go
       C7             
Afareo marijuana cargo
        C7           
Flossed like a cholow
     C7            
In a clean low glow
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Come on let's all get drunk tonight
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I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight
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Get nervous
   C7           
As I swerve this


[Verse]
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Cadillac through Purvis
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Hope I don't crash when I hit Petal
G7                                   
Get my ass kicked in the white ghetto
                       G7       
Prejudice police won't let me go
              G7  
So I'ma drive slow
        G7 
Hide my fro
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I was dumb now I'm dumber y'all
     G7          
Last summer y'all
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I fucked all the little girls down in Sumrall
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Grabbed my guitar and started pickin a tune
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For Nikki and June
        G7           
Down in Picayune baby
          G7                  
Just like a shovel I be diggin
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All the pretty young women in Wiggins
       G7  
On the boat
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Gulfport I got my dick down some girl's throat
                      A7       
I can't help it I'm a Crip baby
                              A7      
I think you need to wipe your lip baby
A7            
Hula Hula Hula
    A7               
The whole house ruler
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What's up with all the bitches down in Pascagoula
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Small towns small cities
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But they still got big ole asses plus titties
             Db7          
Is it a bird Is it a plane
                        Db7    
It's the hungry hustler Afroman
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Flyin through the air in my underwear
                    C7        
Geri curl activator in my hair
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I'm in control like Janet when I hit Jackson
                     A7          
Always gettin plenty panty action
         A7         
Mcclaine even McComb
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Tell the whole world Mississippi's your home
      A7                  
Yazoo Columbia and Natchez
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I got the weed brother who got the matches
                  A7               
Who got the funky DJ that scratches
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Depend on me like my name was patches
                           C7                  
First it was a black thing just the big Willies
C7                 
Now I roll Phillies
     C7                 
With all the Hillbillies
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Never ever thought I'd see the Klu Klux Klan
                               C7     
Buying front row seats for the Afroman
                          C7            
Confederate flags tobacco in their mouth
                              C7              
It's a beautiful thing jumpin off in the South
              C7        
Afroman I'm a part of it
                            C7         
Hattiesburg hip hop I'm the start of it
        C7    
I'm the latest
        C7      
I'm the greatest
                        C7                    
And all you haters I'll mash you like potatoes
                          C7               
I'll make your girlfriend holler and scream
                                F7            
Then cook me some cornbread and collard greens


[Chorus]
C7       Ab7      C7                                
[chorus] nineteen eightytwo 'eightythree 'eightyfour
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Erin Broste Carlos and Tonto


[Verse]
G7                                         
■  Tryin to break dance in my be	Boy stance
        G7                           
Micheal Jackson glove parachute pants
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Calvin Gary Garnett Jones
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Gdog 'cause I don't believe we grown
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But hey Gdog you and me'll see dog
         C7                                
Whatever happens 'cause it's you and me dog
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Or should I say loc
      C7         
Cause you my folk
                C7  
So let's take a toke
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Till we croak
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I'm a locsta locsta
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Hundred spokesta
                       C7             
Drinking everyday like I'm supposed to
                        C7        
Bottle after bottle dog in my lipa


[Outro]
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Flowing on the mic like the Mississippi river
             
[Chorus twoX]


[End]